"COMPETITIVE SALARY" --- TCS
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" --- ACCENTURE
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" -- COGNIZANT
we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" - SIEMENS
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" --- WIPRO
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY" --- IBM
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" --- POLARIS
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED" --- SAPLABS
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"APPLY IN PERSON" --- AOL
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" --- NOVELL
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" --- HCL
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" --- INFOSYS
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" --- SATYAM
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.