2007-06-08

Company Slogans..

"COMPETITIVE SALARY" --- TCS
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.


"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" --- ACCENTURE

We have no time to train you.


"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" -- COGNIZANT

we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" - SIEMENS
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" --- WIPRO
Some time each night and some time each weekend.


"DUTIES WILL VARY" --- IBM

Anyone in the office can boss you around.


"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" --- POLARIS

We have no quality control.


"CAREER-MINDED" --- SAPLABS

Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).


"APPLY IN PERSON" --- AOL

If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.


"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" --- NOVELL

We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.


"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" --- HCL

You'll need it to replace three people who just left.


"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" --- INFOSYS

You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.


"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" --- SATYAM

You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.




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