Inventor of Cut, Copy, Paste!

The only Operation on which the entire Software Industry and Mainly Engineers Depend on.. is CUT, COPY and PASTE. Just try to imagine working with out this operation in this software industry.. it will be like a hell.. we must be greatful to the inventor of that operation.. lets just try to know something about the GREAT Scientist .........................

Lawrence G. (Larry) Tesler (born April 24, 1945) is a computer scientist working in the field of human-computer interaction. Tesler has worked at Xerox PARC, Apple Computer, Amazon.com, and Yahoo!Tesler studied computer science at Stanford University in the 1960s, and worked for a time at the Stanford Artificial Intelligence Laboratory. From 1973 to 1980, he was at Xerox PARC, where, among other things, he worked on the Gypsy word processor and Smalltalk.In 1980, Tesler moved to Apple Computer, where he held various positions, including Vice President of AppleNet, Vice President of the Advanced Technology Group, and Chief Scientist. He worked on the Lisa team, and was enthusiastic about the development of the Apple Macintosh as the successor to the Lisa.In 1985, Tesler worked with Niklaus Wirth to add object-oriented language extensions to the Pascal programming language, calling the new language Object Pascal. He also was instrumental in developing MacApp, one of the first class libraries for application development. Eventually, these two technologies became shipping Apple products.In 1991, he contributed the article "Networked Computing in the 1990s" to Scientific American Special Issue on Communications, Computers, and Networks, September, 1991.Tesler left Apple in 1997 to co-found Stagecast Software, which allowed him to apply his enthusiasm for kids' programming and use of computers, an enthusiasm he acquired mainly at Xerox PARC, where he worked in Alan Kay's Learning Research Group.Tesler joined Amazon.com in 2001; in 2004, he became the company's Vice President of Shopping Experience. In 2005, he joined Yahoo! as Vice President of Yahoo!'s User Experience and Design group.Tesler is on the board of the Gorilla Foundation.Tesler has a strong preference for modeless software, in which a user action has a consistent effect, rather than changing its meaning dependent on previous actions, as in the vi text editor. As as example of this preference, as of 2007 Tesler's Subaru automobile has a personalized California license plate with license number "NOMODES".

courtesy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Tesler
official website of Tesler : www.nomodes.com/

Telangana Style Pelli Pilupu

Check the language used in the Marriage Invitation..that is typical Telangana languange which people in rural telangana uses...even some people in HYD also uses that slang..

its so funny................ u can't stop laughing.. i bet.. :)

How the British destroyed INDIA !!

so atleast from now stop! praising Foreign Cultures and start respecting GREAT Indian Culture.......

what is LOVE? what is MARRIAGE?

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: - you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...."*

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."*

Bommarillu Climax Scene.. !

(In Telugu)

In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Ravik explodes ....

Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu, nenu kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....

sir: emindi ravik neeku? em kolpoyavu?

Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu naa deggara emundo, velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- Programming skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.

Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo meeru thelusukooru.

sir: rey ravik..neeku edina pani ichemundu dani gurinchi 1000 sarlu aalochista ani neeku telusu kada ra.. !

Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani alochisthaare tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku telusu, kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku thelidu- naaku thelusu.

Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina problem unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru. Naatho maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga undandi Sir.

sir: nene kada ra neetho eppudu friendly ga vundara ani cheppedi.. !

Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte jaragalikada.

Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani adi work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani anipistundi.

USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.

Hey ravik.... sample program cheyyi antaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS rayyi.....FUNCTIONS RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.

Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte... Complie kavatam ledu Sir.

Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi cheppaleeka, narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.

Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela choopinchaalo kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju Ileana(Ravik lover) meeda kooda arichesaanu. Daanitho Ileana naatho matladatham manesindi……. Asalu nenendhuku ala unnano Ileana ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela telustundi Sir.

Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu Sir. Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING …. evemi work out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali. kaani edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa project spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.

Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???. Kaani mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone unnanu.

ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika mundu kooda alage untanu.

Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please….

Mr. Narayana Murthy's views on staying late in the office!!!!!!!

It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on...PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... and who's at work?
Most of them??? Take a closer look......
All or most specimens are?????-some male species of the human race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Look close... again all or most of them are bachelors...and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!
Any guesses???
Let's ask one of them...
Here's what he says... "What's there to do after going home... here we get to surf the Net, AC, Phone, Food, Coffee.. That is why I am working late...most importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the scene in most Research centers and Software companies and other Off-shore offices.
Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office just because they say they've nothing else to do...
Now what are the consequences... read on...
"Working"(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.
With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late in the form of Taxi vouchers, Food vouchers and of course Good feedback,(oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).They aren't helping things too... To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!!
Very soon, the boss starts expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.
So, my dear Bachelors, let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... Office is no longer a priority, Family is... and that's when the problem starts... because you start having commitments at home too!!!!!!.
1. For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become an "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regular time... after doing the same amount of work.
2. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers...
3. Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labeled as "not up to it".
All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they are spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.
So what's the moral of the story?? *
* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!
* Never put in extra time " *unless really needed*
* Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.
There are hundred other things to do in the evening..
* Learn music...
* Learn a foreign language...
* Try a sport... TT, Cricket, Exercise etc etc
* Importantly Get a girl friend or gal friend, take him/her around town...
* And for heaven's sake, Internet cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.
* Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *"Life's calling, where are you??"*
* Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!

IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC. PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME.

That's the Bottom Line......SIMPLE!!!!!!!!

Narayan Murthy. shortly NRN :)

How Girlz rate Guyz?

Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn’t fit to wear Jeetendra’s white shoes? Here’s a ready reckoner for you:

% just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, “Oh Ravik, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”

Ravik: “Where are you going Anushka??”

Anushka: “None of your business” and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

% Good Friend %

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Ravik calls: “Hi Anushka”,

Anushka: “Hi Ravik. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye”

(Anushka calls back after two days)

Anushka: “What do you want Ravik? Why did you call that day?”.

Ravik: “Generally”.

Anushka: “Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.”

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Anushka: “You know Ravik, Mahesh babu is not eating. He doesn’t sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn’t like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl”.

Ravik: “Who is Mahesh??”

Anushka: “My boyfriend.”

Ravik: Oh! Ok.

% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can’t live without you.

And don’t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Ravik Shopping. Ravik Movie. Ravik Coffee. Ravik,you pay. I am having fun.

Ravik is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Anushka: “But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Ravik. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that.”

Ravik: What?? (Ravik drinks all night).

% Best of the Bestest Friends %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but… Don’t be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Anushka: “Hi Ravik. I am getting engaged to Mahesh. Mahesh this is Ravik, he is my bestest friend”.

Ravik: Hi Mahesh . (Hand shake. Mahesh breaks Ravik’s wrist).

Ravik is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %

Uh… No comments dude. You’re already Gone!

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Now ~ where do you stand?

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Company Slogans..

"COMPETITIVE SALARY" --- TCS
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" --- ACCENTURE
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" -- COGNIZANT
we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" - SIEMENS
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" --- WIPRO
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY" --- IBM
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" --- POLARIS
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED" --- SAPLABS
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON" --- AOL
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" --- NOVELL
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" --- HCL
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" --- INFOSYS
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" --- SATYAM
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Profile of a Software Engineer (ORKUT).....!

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status: what
Birthday :The day my PL is about to fire me
Age : 10111
Here for : web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets : Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living : Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page
Webpage : http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions : searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities : Are you crazy?
Books : "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
Music : Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home.