Dhee Movie Review

Story

Shankar Goud (Srihari) is a popular don in old city. He dotes on his lovable sister Pooja (Genelia). Srinivasa Rao alias Babloo (Vishnu) is a wayward youngster. He joins as an employee in Shankar Goud’s accounts department. There he gets to know Pooja and the inevitable happens. The rest of the story is all about how Babloo plays some mind games to win Shankar Goud’s confidence and marry Pooja.

Artists Performance

Vishnu: Vishnu’s main strength is his spontaneity and the director exploited it to the full extent in this film. Vishnu is home playing the role of Babloo. Vishnu’s always took care of fights in his earlier films and ignored the main content. But in this film he seemed to have stuck with the script. In one certain scene he even imitates Mohan Babu in a prank call given to Srihari.

Genelia: Watching Genelia on the big screen gives us a lot of relief as we are fed up with so many new heroines coming in and going out of the industry without leaving any impact. Genelia is exceptionally good and she contributes a lot to the script with peppy portrayal of the character.

Others: Srihari is very good. His role in this film reminds us of the role he played in Mahanandi. He adds value to the film with his neat work. Brahmanandam and Sunil never entertained the crowds in such a way in recent times. Brahmanandam is superb. The way he refers to Vishnu as ‘Rao garu’ and then sums up by saying 'Nannu Involve cheyyakandi' is cool. Sunil is excellent. The situational comedy on Jaya Prakash Reddy is also good. Supreet (Katraj of Chatrapati) is competent as villain. Shafi is pretty cool as assassin.

Technical Departments:

Story - Screenplay - direction: Story of the film is simple and certain part of it reminds us of Mahanandi (don-heroine-hero relationship) and Ranam (mind game). What makes this simple story into enjoyable fare is the screenplay. Screenplay of this film is very good. Seenu Vytla’s forte has always been his comedy timing and he made sure that he filled the entire film with entertainment. He has the uncanny ability of creating humor out of nothing and runs it successfully for minutes together. He arranged the content of romance, comedy, action and suspense in such a way that they complement each other. The way hero traces the heroine’s place in the climax of the film is pretty intelligent. On the other hand, he made the role of Srihari passive throughout the film which made the movie lose out on action drama aspect

Other departments: Music by Chakri is alright. But it is under promoted. Hence many people would not have heard the music before coming to the film. Dialogues by Kona Venkat are very good. There are neat one liners (Brahmanandam to Sunil: Mahesh Babu milk boy laga vuntadu. Nuvvu milk iche dooda laga vunnav.) and philosophical dialogues (chaavu ante santhi). Prasad Murella’s cinematography is fine. Editing by Marthand K Venkatesh is good. Fights are adequate.

Analysis: First half of the film is very entertaining. Second half is good too. The best part of the film is screenplay. Vishnu is likely to get a commercial break with this flick. Genelia is a plus. The comedy by Brahmanandam and Sunil is spread wisely throughout the film. The major minus of the film is that the Srihari’s character is made dumb throughout the film for screenplay convenience. Hence the title ‘Dhee’ will not be appropriate as it becomes one-sided match. On a whole, Dhee is an entertaining film and is the only film I liked in this year’s Telugu releases so far. Hence, I have no second thoughts about recommending it to you..

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Dubai vellali ani kalalu kane Dubai Seenu(Raviteja)Dubai vellataniki appu chesi friends tho kalisi Mumbai vasthadu.akkada Tataji(Venumadhav)chethilo mosapoyi friends andharu kalisi Paav baaji bandi pettukuni time pass chesthuntaru.Annayya kosam vethukkuntu Mumbai vachina Madhumita(Nayanatara)ni love chesthadu Dubai Seenu.Mumbai lo work chesthunna close friend(JD Chakravarthy) help tho Dubai vellataniki malli ready avuthadu.
Cut chesthe...
Dubai vellakunda Hyderabad lo DCP ga work chese Bava(Bhanuchandar),Akka daggariki return vachesthadu Seenu.Radio Mirchi lo RJ ga work chesthunna Madhumita ni kalusthadu.Sudden ga oka roju Hyderabad ki vachina Mafia Don Jinnah Bhai(Sushanth)ni attack chesthadu Dubai Seenu,Jinnah bhai tammudu ni champesthadu.Seenu Hyderabad ki endhuku return vachesadu?Jinnah Bhai ni endhuku attack chesadu?aa tarwatha emayindhi anedhi remaining story.
Highlights:
Raviteja ki tailor made charecter Dubai Seenu,performance bagundhi.
Story wise goppaga lekapoyina entertaining way lo katha nadipinchatam lo success ayyaru Srinu Vytla.
Manchi comedy undhi cinema lo.Comedy gang almost andharu unnaru (Brahmanandam, Sunil,Venu Madhav,Krishna Bhagavan,MS Narayana,Raghu babu®ular friends gang of Srinu Vytla movies)
Second half maree serious ayipoyinattu anipinche time lo Funky ga kanipinche Aged Action hero Saalman Raju'BABU' ga MS Narayana charecter,comedy bagundhi.
Nayanatara slim ga undhi,but face lo aa charm ledhu.Blank face tho kanipinche regular heroine charecter,acting ki pedha scope ledhu.
Music(Mani Sarma) is Ok.

Sidelights:
story chala routine.Venky ki almost similar ga untundhi.
Comedy bagunnaa story nadavakapovatam tho first half kontha bore anipisthundhi.

Public Talk:bane undhi.Time pass cinema
Industry Talk:Venky range lo success avvochu.Sivaji tappa cinemalu emi pedhaga leni dry season..result inka better ga kuda undochu.

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Ramayana by Bill Gates...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there

ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he

EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which

his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM,

LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent

MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only

PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he

married princess C ta.

12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL

RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE

(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-

rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this

opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid

and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and

that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14

years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE

passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like

unstable version of AI MSN does in intel. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to

LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING

IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of

SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,

PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she

proposed that he should marry her. RAM, politely

declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE.

She hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her

inportant PERIPHERALS. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled

to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS

TOR s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-

icha REPROGRAMED himself to form a golden stag

and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, RAM

shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out

for LSI-man in voice of RAM s SOUND CARD. Fooled

by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man

to his brother s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-

van DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and changed

her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

---------------------------------INTERVAL---------------------------------------------

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the

missing C ta all over the forest. They made friendship

with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR Akshat

sorry... SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-

NEUMAN. who agreed to help RAM. SU-greev

ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful

SEARCH techniques learnt in CS130 to FIND the

missing C ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED

allaround the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried

to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the

WEBCRAWLERS (Insects) and tried to INFOSEEK

something about C ta. Some of them even shouted

YAA-HOO but they all ended up with NO FOUND

MESSAGES Google, Lycos nothing was left

untouched. The only thing they forgot was to mail

iitcse01 & get PTI s help. Ha-NEUMAN then devised

a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas

at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN

DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Ha-NEUMAN

found C ta under a brown - green (as Brahma will call

it) TREE STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN used the LOGIN

ID (ring) to identify himself to C ta. After

DECRYPTING THE KEY, C ta asked him to send

STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM.Meanwhile all raakshasa BUGS around C ta captured

Ha-NEUMAN to DELETE him using everything

including

Ctrl-Alt-Del. But Ha-NEUMAN spread chaos by

spreading VIRUS Fire . Ha-NEUMAN pressed

ESCAPE from LAN-kaand & conveyed all the STATUS

MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan

decided to take RAM head-on. One of the RAW-wan s

SUN almost DELETED LSI-man with a Brahma -astra.

But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-

Xgradients and REFORMATTED LSI-man. RAM used

the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and wiped

out RAW-wan s presence on earth. Later, RAM got

INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his USER

FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and everyone

lived happily ever after, playing & enjoying AOE.

No need of dowry !! ~ !! after getting this much :)

Salman Raj === Chiranjeevi ???

This is just a rumor/observation by the grapevine.. !! may not be true at all or may be true partly. but it tells something about the behavior/buildup/ego of big heores..so called legends and some celebrities !! hope they will learn something from this character and behave accordingly giving full freedom to the Director(captain of the movie)

Sholay revised!! in software industry

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?

Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.


Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi.

" [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.

" [logout - logout - logout].

"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!

Sky wars(Ad Wars of Airlines)

Java Interview With Sardhar

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation Card.


Q. What is JVM ?
A. Jilebi, Vada & Maaza


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.


Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which
methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.


Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.


Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.


Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.


Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.


Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.


Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.


Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?


Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.


Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.


Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.


Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.


Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.


Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.


Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast,
else it is multicast

water on Mars !! Nasa Pic..superb

can you use Marker like this ??

Who works for India ?

The population of India is 100 crores.

100,000,00,000

But 19 crores are retired -19,000,00,000

That leaves 81 crores do the work 81,000,00,000

There are 25 crores in school - 25,000,00,000

which leaves 56 crores to do the work- 56,000,00,000

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt -22,000,00,000 ( No Use )

leaving 34 crores to do the work 34,000,00,000

4 crores are in the Armed Forces -4,000,00,000 (Salute them)

which leaves 30 crores to do the work -30,000,00,0 00

Take away from above total the 20 crores people work for State Governments

(State Government employees officially do not work!)

-20,000,00,000

and that leaves 10 crores to do the work 10,000,00,000

Total unemployed are 8 crores -8,000,00,000

and that leaves 2 crores to do the work -2,000,00,000

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals -1,200,00,000

leaving 80 lakhs to do the work 80,00,000

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are -79,99,998

people are in prisons throughout the country -79,99,998

That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......

2

You and me!!!


And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading my BLOG .

So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India
is surviving!!!

Now, please log out and do your job because, for a change, I
want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that.

Telangana Style Pelli Pilupu

Check the language used in the Marriage Invitation..that is typical Telangana languange which people in rural telangana uses...even some people in HYD also uses that slang..

its so funny................ u can't stop laughing.. i bet.. :)

Development of W.I.F.E »

Man is like a King of house.. he got the full power.. commands .. orders.. and wife is like a servant.. stays in house all the time and serves her husband !! but later some good(!) people decided to give freedom to women and thus the scenerio is TODAY’s wife….

thus with that freedom.. Man and Women got equal rights..and thus all the time quaralleing for rights..and trying to play DOMINATION game.. all da time.. if the same thing continues..then the result is FUTURE wife.. (already it started.. in some cities.. )

no need to tell anything.. the picture itself tells u……………

How the British destroyed INDIA !!

so atleast from now stop! praising Foreign Cultures and start respecting GREAT Indian Culture.......

what is LOVE? what is MARRIAGE?

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: - you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...."*

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."*

Bommarillu Climax Scene.. !

(In Telugu)

In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Ravik explodes ....

Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu, nenu kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....

sir: emindi ravik neeku? em kolpoyavu?

Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu naa deggara emundo, velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- Programming skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.

Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo meeru thelusukooru.

sir: rey ravik..neeku edina pani ichemundu dani gurinchi 1000 sarlu aalochista ani neeku telusu kada ra.. !

Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani alochisthaare tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku telusu, kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku thelidu- naaku thelusu.

Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina problem unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru. Naatho maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga undandi Sir.

sir: nene kada ra neetho eppudu friendly ga vundara ani cheppedi.. !

Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte jaragalikada.

Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani adi work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani anipistundi.

USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.

Hey ravik.... sample program cheyyi antaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS rayyi.....FUNCTIONS RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.

Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte... Complie kavatam ledu Sir.

Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi cheppaleeka, narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.

Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela choopinchaalo kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju Ileana(Ravik lover) meeda kooda arichesaanu. Daanitho Ileana naatho matladatham manesindi……. Asalu nenendhuku ala unnano Ileana ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela telustundi Sir.

Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu Sir. Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING …. evemi work out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali. kaani edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa project spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.

Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???. Kaani mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone unnanu.

ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika mundu kooda alage untanu.

Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please….

How Girlz rate Guyz?

Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn’t fit to wear Jeetendra’s white shoes? Here’s a ready reckoner for you:

% just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, “Oh Ravik, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”

Ravik: “Where are you going Anushka??”

Anushka: “None of your business” and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

% Good Friend %

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Ravik calls: “Hi Anushka”,

Anushka: “Hi Ravik. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye”

(Anushka calls back after two days)

Anushka: “What do you want Ravik? Why did you call that day?”.

Ravik: “Generally”.

Anushka: “Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.”

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Anushka: “You know Ravik, Mahesh babu is not eating. He doesn’t sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn’t like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl”.

Ravik: “Who is Mahesh??”

Anushka: “My boyfriend.”

Ravik: Oh! Ok.

% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can’t live without you.

And don’t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Ravik Shopping. Ravik Movie. Ravik Coffee. Ravik,you pay. I am having fun.

Ravik is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Anushka: “But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Ravik. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that.”

Ravik: What?? (Ravik drinks all night).

% Best of the Bestest Friends %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but… Don’t be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Anushka: “Hi Ravik. I am getting engaged to Mahesh. Mahesh this is Ravik, he is my bestest friend”.

Ravik: Hi Mahesh . (Hand shake. Mahesh breaks Ravik’s wrist).

Ravik is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %

Uh… No comments dude. You’re already Gone!

********

Now ~ where do you stand?

********

Office Humour...

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.
Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Man: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?

Man: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR - HIGH RISK.