Die Hard 4.0 Review !!

America is in chaos. Hackers are shutting down every computer system and network in the country, and cop John McClane is huddled up with a couple of geeky hackers in a basement that couldn't be any nerdier. The chief baddie, a deranged superhacker, makes his ultimatum clear, via webcam.

A distraught McClane (Bruce Willis) turns to his hacker buddies to start coming up with a plan, placing his hand over the webcam as he talks. He's interrupted by the villain, Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant). 'Mr McClane, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.'

'nuff said. Bruce Willis [Images], now 52, isn't the yippee-ki-yay mo*bleep* cowboy he once was -- and even if he were, he's way past his sell-by date. Compared rightly (and obviously All-Americanly) to a Timex watch in a digital age, McClane can't cope with the country taken over by vindictive hackers.

All he knows is that these guys need to be shot. Oh, and he needs to save his daughter -- there's always gotta be some emo-involvement for John. It's as blockbuster as it gets, and the reason we love McClane -- who calls an astonishingly acrobatic villain names like spider-boy -- is because he's old-school.

So here we have this big, big, big film, the most amped-up Die Hard ever, full of explosions and chases. It's not as bloody as the other films, and bald John ain't as given to death and the profanity as we're used to -- though one assumes the latter will be much affected by the DVD release, free of the unholy PG-13 rating the big-screen release is straddled with. This one is more a typically summer blockbuster than the gritty violence the franchise is known for.

Directed by Underworld director Len Wiseman, Die Hard 4.0 echoes standard Hollywood popcorn, a movie echoing Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay.

Sure, there's some John McClane 'wit', but while some of it is nostalgic and fun, mostly it's obvious and contrived. He orchestrates a car crashing into a helicopter, and when his hacker sidekick Matt Farrell (Justin Long) marvels at the feat, he shrugs it off. 'I was out of bullets,' McClane tosses at the audience, evoking grin and grimace in equal, simultaneous measure. Yeah, it's that kinda movie -- and heck, it's been a while.

Oh, and about the rejoinder to McClane's unforgettable 'yippee-ki-yay' quote, well, it's there, and a bullet runs through it. Hell, that hurts.

As is convention for any decade-old action hero returning to the big screen, Willis finds much room for fathering his sidekick. Long, the less-malevolent of the genius hackers, starts off unrealistically cocky, but grows to predictably awed admiration. Besides, with a life increasingly under fire, there're few of us who wouldn't feel safer on John's side.

Anyway, as mentioned in the beginning, America is under threat. In this world of Youtube, the hackers trade letters clipped from newspaper headlines for a montage of words taken from various Presidential speeches to piece together their (admittedly goofy) threat to the nation. It's a fun idea, going from Clinton to Nixon to long stretches of George W Bush to make their position clear, reminiscent of all those movies with rubber President masks used for bank jobs. Gabriel and his svelte lover Mai (Maggie Q) are shutting down all systems, one by one.

Is it a coherent plot? Heck, no. It's just a big disaster movie, but thankfully, there's enough raw pace to keep you relatively involved in John's story, without worrying about the inconsistent details -- which include a mysterious computer virus capable of actually making your hard drive explode.

The stunts are massive, yet mercifully not overdone, graphically speaking. The film is pretty old-school in its overall styling, and the meat is well done. You may be a stunning, lethal hacker-assassin, but as Maggie Q discovers, when you try and kick John McClane's bottom, he responds in kind, worrying not about chivalry as he punches the villainess in the chomper, again and again and again. And that's him on mild, of course.

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There's lots to whine about, particularly an overlong second half -- a 30-minute trim would have done the film a whole lot of good, as would a lot more Maggie Q, arguably the sexiest hacker ever -- but it's pretty much as good as it gets. The first Die Hard was a savagely funny actioner with a great character, a film that worked outside of traditional action audiences just as well. The second and third films sucked, and this one is a standard-issue Hollywood summer release -- lots of bang and boom, a dollop of avoidable emotion but enough testosterone to soak your popcorn in.

The only reason this film works is because of Willis. He wears John McClane like a raggedy second skin he's more than used to, and it's an irresistible performance from an actor arguably past his prime -- well, his primest, anyway. This is more a roleplaying job than an acting one, and -- exuberant as a 12-year-old with a plastic stengun -- Willis has a blast. It's totally worth it to watch him play.

In the end, of course, it's all about welcoming back John McClane. And you know what they say about old memories.

They die hard.

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Seven reasons why iPhone’s not fit for prime enterprise time

Research firm Gartner issued a “How to Plan for User Interest in the Apple iPhone” research note today that despite its arguably welcoming title, expressly recommends that enterprise IT not consider buying iPhones at this time.

Analyst and report co-author Ken Delaney writes that “general requests to support iPhone should not be fulfilled on the basis that the device cannot be fully secured and managed” to levels Gartner has described for smart phones.

“IT organizations should refuse to support the iPhone at this time,” the research note points out. And then comes this zinger:

“If for political reasons this is not an option, then the iPhone should be placed under the concierge support level … meaning that support will be granted as an exception, with the associated costs for support covered by a monthly billing to pay for the dedicated support staff uniquely trained for this device.”

The note also quantifies the iPhone total cost of ownership as twice that of a BlackBerry or Palm Treo.

Several specific negatives to iPhone adoption in the enterprise are listed in the Gartner report. These include:

1. Apple’s “rudimentary” experience designing mobile devices specifically for the enterprise;
2. Lack of support from mobile management and mobile security software utilities;
3. Lack of compatibility with major business e-mail systems;
4. An operating system not licensed to third-party hardware suppliers, resulting in no backup;
5. No removable battery, creating the potential for increased support costs;
6. Only one carrier operator (AT&T Wireless);
7. The high price point, $499 for 4GB or $599 for 8GB.

Apple iPhone Review ~ First on Net

One of the most important trends in personal technology over the past few years has been the evolution of the humble cellphone into a true handheld computer, a device able to replicate many of the key functions of a laptop. But most of these "smart phones" have had lousy software, confusing user interfaces and clumsy music, video and photo playback. And their designers have struggled to balance screen size, keyboard usability and battery life.

Now, Apple Inc., whose digital products are hailed for their design and innovation, is jumping into this smart-phone market with the iPhone, which goes on sale in a few days after months of the most frenzied hype and speculation we have ever seen for a single technology product. Even though the phone's minimum price is a hefty $499, people are already lining up outside Apple stores to be among the first to snag one when they go on sale Friday evening.

We have been testing the iPhone for two weeks, in multiple usage scenarios, in cities across the country. Our verdict is that, despite some flaws and feature omissions, the iPhone is, on balance, a beautiful and breakthrough handheld computer. Its software, especially, sets a new bar for the smart-phone industry, and its clever finger-touch interface, which dispenses with a stylus and most buttons, works well, though it sometimes adds steps to common functions.

The Apple phone combines intelligent voice calling, and a full-blown iPod, with a beautiful new interface for music and video playback. It offers the best Web browser we have seen on a smart phone, and robust email software. And it synchronizes easily and well with both Windows and Macintosh computers using Apple's iTunes software.

It has the largest and highest-resolution screen of any smart phone we've seen, and the most internal memory by far. Yet it is one of the thinnest smart phones available and offers impressive battery life, better than its key competitors claim.

The phone is thinner than many smart phones.

It feels solid and comfortable in the hand and the way it displays photos, videos and Web pages on its gorgeous screen makes other smart phones look primitive.

The iPhone's most controversial feature, the omission of a physical keyboard in favor of a virtual keyboard on the screen, turned out in our tests to be a nonissue, despite our deep initial skepticism. After five days of use, Walt -- who did most of the testing for this review -- was able to type on it as quickly and accurately as he could on the Palm Treo he has used for years. This was partly because of smart software that corrects typing errors on the fly.

But the iPhone has a major drawback: the cellphone network it uses. It only works with AT&T (formerly Cingular), won't come in models that use Verizon or Sprint and can't use the digital cards (called SIM cards) that would allow it to run on T-Mobile's network. So, the phone can be a poor choice unless you are in areas where AT&T's coverage is good. It does work overseas, but only via an AT&T roaming plan.

In addition, even when you have great AT&T coverage, the iPhone can't run on AT&T's fastest cellular data network. Instead, it uses a pokey network called EDGE, which is far slower than the fastest networks from Verizon or Sprint that power many other smart phones. And the initial iPhone model cannot be upgraded to use the faster networks.

The iPhone compensates by being one of the few smart phones that can also use Wi-Fi wireless networks. When you have access to Wi-Fi, the iPhone flies on the Web. Not only that, but the iPhone automatically switches from EDGE to known Wi-Fi networks when it finds them, and pops up a list of new Wi-Fi networks it encounters as you move. Walt was able to log onto paid Wi-Fi networks at Starbucks and airports, and even used a free Wi-Fi network at Fenway Park in Boston to email pictures taken during a Red Sox game.

But this Wi-Fi capability doesn't fully make up for the lack of a fast cellular data capability, because it is impractical to keep joining and dropping short-range Wi-Fi networks while taking a long walk, or riding in a cab through a city.

AT&T is offering special monthly calling plans for the iPhone, all of which include unlimited Internet and email usage. They range from $60 to $220, depending on the number of voice minutes included. In an unusual twist, iPhone buyers won't choose their plans and activate their phones in the store. Instead, they will do so when they first connect the iPhone to the iTunes software.

Despite its simple interface, with just four rows of colorful icons on a black background, the iPhone has too many features and functions to detail completely in this space. But here's a rundown of the key features, with pros and cons based on our testing.

Hardware: The iPhone is simply beautiful. It is thinner than the skinny Samsung BlackJack, yet almost its entire surface is covered by a huge, vivid 3.5-inch display. There's no physical keyboard, just a single button that takes you to the home screen. The phone is about as long as the Treo 700, the BlackBerry 8800 or the BlackJack, but it's slightly wider than the BlackJack or Treo, and heavier than the BlackBerry and BlackJack.

The display is made of a sturdy glass, not plastic, and while it did pick up smudges, it didn't acquire a single scratch, even though it was tossed into Walt's pocket or briefcase, or Katie's purse, without any protective case or holster. No scratches appeared on the rest of the body either.

There are only three buttons along the edges. On the top, there's one that puts the phone to sleep and wakes it up. And, on the left edge, there's a volume control and a mute switch.

One downside: Some accessories for iPods may not work properly on the iPhone. The headphone jack, which supports both stereo music and phone calls, is deeply recessed, so you may need an adapter for existing headphones. And, while the iPhone uses the standard iPod port on the bottom edge, it doesn't recognize all car adapters for playing music, only for charging. Apple is considering a software update to fix this.

Touch-screen interface: To go through long lists of emails, contacts, or songs, you just "flick" with your finger. To select items, you tap. To enlarge photos, you "pinch" them by placing two fingers on their corners and dragging them in or out. To zoom in on portions of Web pages, you double-tap with your fingers. You cannot use a stylus for any of this. In the Web browser and photo program, if you turn the phone from a vertical to a horizontal position, the image on the screen turns as well and resizes itself to fit.

In general, we found this interface, called "multi-touch," to be effective, practical and fun. But there's no overall search on the iPhone (except Web searching), and no quick way to move to the top or bottom of pages (except in the Web browser). The only aid is an alphabetical scale on the right in tiny type.

There's also no way to cut, copy, or paste text.

And the lack of dedicated hardware buttons for functions like phone, email and contacts means extra taps are needed to start using features. Also, if you are playing music while doing something else, the lack of hardware playback buttons forces you to return to the iPod program to stop the music or change a song.

Keyboard: The virtual keys are large and get larger as you touch them. Software tries to guess what you're typing, and fix errors. Overall, it works. But the error-correction system didn't seem as clever as the one on the BlackBerry, and you have to switch to a different keyboard view to insert a period or comma, which is annoying.

Web browsing: The iPhone is the first smart phone we've tested with a real, computer-grade Web browser, a version of Apple's Safari. It displays entire Web pages, in their real layouts, and allows you to zoom in quickly by either tapping or pinching with your finger. Multiple pages can be open at the same time, and you can conduct Google or Yahoo searches from a built-in search box.

Email: The iPhone can connect with most popular consumer email services, including Yahoo, Gmail, AOL, EarthLink and others. It can also handle corporate email using Microsoft's Exchange system, if your IT department cooperates by enabling a setting on the server.

BlackBerry email services can't be used on an iPhone, but Yahoo Mail supplies free BlackBerry-style "push" email to iPhone users. In our test, this worked fine.

Unlike most phone email software, the iPhone's shows a preview of each message, so you don't have to open it. And, if there is a photo attached, it shows the photo automatically, without requiring you to click on a link to see it. It can also receive and open Microsoft Word and Excel documents and Adobe PDF files. But it doesn't allow you to edit or save these files.

Memory: The $499 base model comes with four gigabytes of memory, and the $599 model has eight gigabytes. That's far more than on any other smart phone, but much less than on full-size iPods. Also, there's no slot for memory-expansion cards. Our test $599 model held 1,325 songs; a dozen videos (including a full-length movie); over 100 photos; and over 100 emails, including some attachments, and still had room left over.

Battery life: Like the iPod, but unlike most cellphones, the iPhone lacks a removable battery. So you can't carry a spare. But its battery life is excellent. In our tests, it got seven hours and 18 minutes of continuous talk time, while the Wi-Fi was on and email was constantly being fetched in the background. That's close to Apple's claim of a maximum of eight hours, and far exceeds the talk time claims of other smart phones, which usually top out at five and a half hours.

The interface features "cover flow" technology for flipping through album covers.

For continuous music playback, again with Wi-Fi on and email being fetched, we got over 22 hours, shy of Apple's claim of up to 24 hours, but still huge. For video playback, under the same conditions, we got just under Apple's claim of seven hours, enough to watch four average-length movies. And, for Web browsing and other Internet functions, including sending and receiving emails, viewing Google maps and YouTube videos, we got over nine hours, well above Apple's claim of up to six hours.

In real life, of course, you will do a mix of these things, so the best gauge might be that, in our two-week test, the iPhone generally lasted all day with a typical mix of tasks.

Phone calls: The phone interface is clean and simple, but takes more taps to reach than on many other smart phones, because there are no dedicated hardware phone buttons. You also cannot just start typing a name or number, but must scroll through a list of favorites, through your recent call list, or your entire contact list. You can also use a virtual keypad.

One great phone feature is called "visual voice mail." It shows you the names or at least the phone numbers of people who have left you voicemail, so you can quickly listen to those you want. It's also very easy to turn the speakerphone on and off, or to establish conference calls.

Voice call quality was good, but not great. In some places, especially in weak coverage areas, there was some muffling or garbling. But most calls were perfectly audible. The iPhone can use Bluetooth wireless headsets and it comes with wired iPod-style earbuds that include a microphone.

Google maps on the iPhone.

A downside -- there's no easy way to transfer phone numbers, via AT&T, directly from an existing phone. The iPhone is meant to sync with an address book (and calendar) on a PC.

Contacts and calendars: These are pretty straightforward and work well. The calendar lacks a week view, though a list view helps fill that gap. Contacts can be gathered into groups, but the groups can't be used as email distribution lists.

Syncing: The iPhone syncs with both Macs and Windows PCs using iTunes, which handles not only the transfer of music and video, but also photos, contacts, calendar items and browser bookmarks. In our tests, this worked well, even on a Windows Vista machine using the latest version of Outlook as the source for contacts and appointments.

iPod: The built-in iPod handles music and video perfectly, and has all the features of a regular iPod. But the interface is entirely new. The famed scroll wheel is gone, and instead finger taps and flicking move you through your collection and virtual controls appear on the screen. There's also a version of the "cover flow" interface which allows you to select music by flipping through album covers.

Other features: There are widgets, or small programs, for accessing weather, stock prices and Google Maps, which includes route directions, but no real-time navigation. Another widget allows you to stream videos from YouTube, and yet another serves as a notepad. There's a photo program that displays individual pictures or slideshows.

The only add-on software Apple is allowing will be Web-based programs that must be accessed through the on-board Web browser. The company says these can be made to look just like built-in programs, but the few we tried weren't impressive.

Missing features: The iPhone is missing some features common on some competitors. There's no instant messaging, only standard text messaging. While its two-megapixel camera took excellent pictures in our tests, it can't record video. Its otherwise excellent Web browser can't fully utilize some Web sites, because it doesn't yet support Adobe's Flash technology. Although the phone contains a complete iPod, you can't use your songs as ringtones. There aren't any games, nor is there any way to directly access Apple's iTunes Music Store.

Apple says it plans to add features to the phone over time, via free downloads, and hints that some of these holes may be filled.

Expectations for the iPhone have been so high that it can't possibly meet them all. It isn't for the average person who just wants a cheap, small phone for calling and texting. But, despite its network limitations, the iPhone is a whole new experience and a pleasure to use.

courtesy: By WALTER S. MOSSBERG and KATHERINE BOEHRET of The Wall Street Journal

11 more reasons NOT to buy an iPhone

I know that some of you are undecided about whether you will order an iPhone. In this post, I will state 11 reasons why you shouldn’t buy one.

You may already have identified the high price, ($499-$599) as a good reason against doing so. Or, you may be on another carrier’s plan and don’t want to pay the um, substantial penalty for early withdrawal just to sign a two-year with iPhone’s exclusive carrier AT&T Wireless.

But after riffing through New York Times’ tech reviewer David Pogue’s terrific Often Asked iPhone Questions piece this morning, I’ve identified 11 more reasons you shouldn’t buy an iPhone.

Ready for a dose of tech-flavored conscience?

1. While iPhone will work with any SIM card from exclusive iPhone carrier AT&T Wireless No other carrier’s SIM phone will work with iPhone.
2. If you are wearing gloves, the iPhone’s virtual keypad won’t work. That’s a concern for wintertime phone calls in cold areas.
3. No memos.
4. No voice dialing.
5. No voice recording.
6. No games.
7. No capacity for video output to a tv (as iPod has).
8. No capacity for over-the-air calendar appointments.
9. No capacity for over-the-air software updates.
10. No IM. Gotta use text messaging.
11. No flash or zoom in the camera.

Can you think of more reasons not to buy an iPhone? Comment and let us know!

Dhee Movie Review

Story

Shankar Goud (Srihari) is a popular don in old city. He dotes on his lovable sister Pooja (Genelia). Srinivasa Rao alias Babloo (Vishnu) is a wayward youngster. He joins as an employee in Shankar Goud’s accounts department. There he gets to know Pooja and the inevitable happens. The rest of the story is all about how Babloo plays some mind games to win Shankar Goud’s confidence and marry Pooja.

Artists Performance

Vishnu: Vishnu’s main strength is his spontaneity and the director exploited it to the full extent in this film. Vishnu is home playing the role of Babloo. Vishnu’s always took care of fights in his earlier films and ignored the main content. But in this film he seemed to have stuck with the script. In one certain scene he even imitates Mohan Babu in a prank call given to Srihari.

Genelia: Watching Genelia on the big screen gives us a lot of relief as we are fed up with so many new heroines coming in and going out of the industry without leaving any impact. Genelia is exceptionally good and she contributes a lot to the script with peppy portrayal of the character.

Others: Srihari is very good. His role in this film reminds us of the role he played in Mahanandi. He adds value to the film with his neat work. Brahmanandam and Sunil never entertained the crowds in such a way in recent times. Brahmanandam is superb. The way he refers to Vishnu as ‘Rao garu’ and then sums up by saying 'Nannu Involve cheyyakandi' is cool. Sunil is excellent. The situational comedy on Jaya Prakash Reddy is also good. Supreet (Katraj of Chatrapati) is competent as villain. Shafi is pretty cool as assassin.

Technical Departments:

Story - Screenplay - direction: Story of the film is simple and certain part of it reminds us of Mahanandi (don-heroine-hero relationship) and Ranam (mind game). What makes this simple story into enjoyable fare is the screenplay. Screenplay of this film is very good. Seenu Vytla’s forte has always been his comedy timing and he made sure that he filled the entire film with entertainment. He has the uncanny ability of creating humor out of nothing and runs it successfully for minutes together. He arranged the content of romance, comedy, action and suspense in such a way that they complement each other. The way hero traces the heroine’s place in the climax of the film is pretty intelligent. On the other hand, he made the role of Srihari passive throughout the film which made the movie lose out on action drama aspect

Other departments: Music by Chakri is alright. But it is under promoted. Hence many people would not have heard the music before coming to the film. Dialogues by Kona Venkat are very good. There are neat one liners (Brahmanandam to Sunil: Mahesh Babu milk boy laga vuntadu. Nuvvu milk iche dooda laga vunnav.) and philosophical dialogues (chaavu ante santhi). Prasad Murella’s cinematography is fine. Editing by Marthand K Venkatesh is good. Fights are adequate.

Analysis: First half of the film is very entertaining. Second half is good too. The best part of the film is screenplay. Vishnu is likely to get a commercial break with this flick. Genelia is a plus. The comedy by Brahmanandam and Sunil is spread wisely throughout the film. The major minus of the film is that the Srihari’s character is made dumb throughout the film for screenplay convenience. Hence the title ‘Dhee’ will not be appropriate as it becomes one-sided match. On a whole, Dhee is an entertaining film and is the only film I liked in this year’s Telugu releases so far. Hence, I have no second thoughts about recommending it to you..

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BOMMARILLU SONGS LYRICS...

Kannulu Teriche:

hm… hm… hm… hm…hE kannulu terichE kalaganTamani prEmikulanTunTe
ayyO pApam picchEmO ani anukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…
pagale vennela kAsthundanTu prEmikulanTunTe
ayyO pApam madi pOyindani anukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…
prEma kOsam yEkangA
taj mahAlE kaTTaru
shAh jahAn ki panilEda anukunnAnu
prEma kannA lOkamlO
goppadEdi lEdanTe
chevilO puvvE peTTaranukunnAnu
oh oh oh arre inthalO
EdEdo jarigindi rO
oh oh oh ee prEmalO
nEkuDa thaDisaanurO

kannulu terichE kalaganTamani prEmikulanTunTe
ayyO pApam picchEmO ani anukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…
hE pagale vennela kAsthundanTu prEmikulanTunTe
ayyO pApam madi pOyindani anukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…

hm…
hO prEyasi oohallO
“life” anthA gaDipEsthu
arre chEthiki swargam andindanTe thiTTukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…
“greeting card”la kI “cell phone bill”la kI
vacchE jeevitham saripOdanTe navvukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…
gAli lOna rAthalu rAsthe
mAya rOgam anukunnAnu
naaTi maaTiki thaDabaDuthunTe
rAthiridinkA digalEdanukunnAnu
oh oh oh adi prEmani
ee rOje telisindirO
oh oh oh ee prEmalO
nEkuDa thaDisaanurO

kannulu terichE kalaganTamani prEmikulanTunTe
ayyO pApam picchEmO ani anukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…

hO choopulthO modalai gunDello koluvai
tikamaka peTTedokaTundanTe nammanElEdu
kaani ippuDu hm…
nee kOsam puTTi nee kOsam perigee
hrudayam okaTi vunTundanTe voppukOlEdu
kaani ippuDu hm…
prEma maikam ani oka lOkam
vundi ante lEdannAnu
intha kAlam ee Anandam
nEnokkaDinE enduku “miss” ayyAnu
oh oh oh ee rOjulA
E rOju avalEdurO
oh oh oh ee prEmalO
nEkuDa thaDisaanurO

kannulu terichE kalaganTamani prEmikulanTunTe
ayyO pApam picchEmO ani anukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…
hE pagale vennela kAsthundanTu prEmikulanTunTe
ayyO pApam madi pOyindani anukunnAnu
kaani ippuDu hm…

hm… hm…

We Have A Romeo:

"we have a romeo we need a juliet"
yo yo yo "we have a romeo all that we need is a juliet"
yo yo yo "we have a romeo all that we need is a juliet"hE padahArA nAlA telugu "juliet"
ekkaDa vundO vethukudAm
padarA mana vaaDi chilipi "life mate"
ekkaDa vunnA kalupudAm
kulamEdaina "figure"lEdu kalavunTe sarE
batamEdaina dikum lEdu manasunTe sarE sarE
cinI stArO "tennis star"O nacchEdika neekevarO
"we have a romeo we need a juliet"
"we have a romeo we need a juliet"

hE padahArA nAlA telugu "juliet"
ekkaDa vundO vethukudAm
yo yo yo "we have a romeo all that we need is a juliet"
yo yo yo "we have a romeo all that we need is a juliet"

thatthai thakatharikiTathOm
thalAnguthaka thakatharikiTathOm
aaa...

chaduvula sundari adigOrA
naDichE "library" endukurA
"cell phone" sogasari idigOrA
eppudu "engage"E rA
"tv anchor" dEkhOrA
aa vankara bhAshaku danDamrA
TATA gAri beTi rA
adi roopi roopam rA
Em kAvAlo oh..
thanalo "quality" oh..
inkA neelO oh..
lEdoi "clarity" oh..
tElchElOgA
vayasavuthundi
kannIsam nooTokkaTi

"we have a romeo we need a juliet"
"we have a romeo we need a juliet"

hE padahArA nAlA telugu "juliet"
ekkaDa vundO vethukudAm.. vethukudAm
padarA mana vaaDi chilipi "life mate"
ekkaDa vunnA kalupudAm

"I can give you a reason
to stay if you can see in me
your life your dreams realize
don't walk away
can't you see what you're leaving behind"

andaru gamanisthUvunTe
EmanDi ani pilavaali
evvaru pakkana lEkunTe
ErA anAli
allari vEsham vEsthunTe
thalapai okkaTi ivvAli
alasaTa gaani vasthunTe
thalanE nivarAli
koncham kOpam oh..
koncham jaali oh..
koncham swargam oh..
kalisunDaali oh..
nannEnaddu
kotthaga choopE
yuvaraannE kAvAli

"we have a romeo we need a juliet"
"we have a romeo we need a juliet"

hE padahArA nAlA telugu "juliet"
ekkaDa vundO vethukudAm.. vethukudAm
padarA mana vaaDi chilipi "life mate"
ekkaDa vunnA kalupudAm kalupudAm

yo yo yo "we have a romeo all that we need is a juliet"
yo yo yo "we have a romeo all that we need is a juliet"

Bommani Geesthe:

hO bommanu geesthE neelA vundI
deggirikocchI O muddimmandI
sarilE pApam ani deggirikelithE
daani manasE neelO vundandI
aa muddEdO neekE immandI
sarasAlADE vayasocchindI
saradA paDithE thappEmundI
ivvAlanI nAku vundI
kaani siggE nannU aapindI
dAniki samayam nErE vundandIhE..

chaligAli vundI chiliki vunukE puDuthundI
vecchani kougiligA ninnu allukupommandI
chalimE tharimEsE aa kiTakE thelusanDI
sramapaDipOkanDi thama sAyam voddanDI
pommanTaave bAlikA vunTAnanTe thODugA
abbO entha jAlirA thamariki nA mEdA
Em cheyyAlamma
neelO EdO dAgundI
nee vaipE nannE lAgindI

andamgA vundI thana venTE padi mandI
paDakunDA chooDu ani nA manasanTundI
thamakE theliyandi naa thoDE okkaTundI
varevarO kAdanDi adi nA neeDE anDi
neethO naDiche dAnikI aluposthundE jAnakI
hayyO anaka dEniki naa neeDamu nuvvEgA
ee maaTa kOsam
innAllugA vEchundI
naa manasu ennO kalalE kanTundI

bommanu geesthE neelA vundI mhm
deggirikocchI O muddimmandI aahahahA
sarilE pApam ani deggirikelithE
daani manasE neelO vundandI aa..
aa muddEdO neekE immandI aa..
daani manasE neelO vundandI aa..
aa muddEdO neekE immandI aa..

Nammaka Thappani:

nammaka thappani nijamainA
nuvvika rAvani chebuthunnA
enduku vinadO nA madi ippudainA hO
evvaru eduruga vasthunnA
nuvvEmO anukunTunnA
nee roopam nA choopulanodilEnA hO
endari thO kalisunnA
nEnonTarigAnE vunnA
nuvvodilina ee yEkAntamlOnA hO
kannulu terichE vunnA
nuvvu ninnaTi kalavE ainA
ippaTikI aa kalalOnE vunnA
nammaka thappani nijamainA
nuvvika rAvani chebuthunnA
enduku vinadO nA madi ippudainA hOee janmantA viDipOdeejanTA
anideevinchina guDiganTanu ika nA madi vinTundA
nA vinuvenTa nuvvE lEkunDA
rOju choosina E choTaina nanu gurthisthundA
nuvvu nanu tarimeyala
venugirigina chelimiyala
tadi kanulatho ninu vethikeyalA

nammaka thappani nijamainA
nuvvika rAvani chebuthunnA
enduku vinadO nA madi ippudainA hO

nee snEhamlO veligE vennellO
konnAllainA santOshamgA gaDichAyanukOnA
nA oohallO kaligE vEdanalO
ennAllainA ee naDi rAthiri gaDavadu anukOnA
chirunavvula paricheyama
sirimallela parimalama
chEjArina aasala tholivaramA

nammaka thappani nijamainA
nuvvika rAvani chebuthunnA
enduku vinadO nA madi ippudainA hO
evvaru eduruga vasthunnA
nuvvEmO anukunTunnA
nee roopam nA choopulanodilEnA hO

Appudo Ippudo:

pa ri ni sa sa
ni sa sa ni sa sa ni sa sa
ga ri ga ma pa ma ga ri sa ri sa ni pa
ga ma pa ni ni
pa ni ni pa ni ni pa ni ni
ma ma ma ma ri ri ri ri ga ma da ni pa
ga ri ga ma ga ri sa ri ga ri sa ni sani sa ga ri sa
ni sa ni ni pa
ni sa ga ri sa
pa ma pa ma ga ri sa

appuDo ippuDo eppuDo
kalagannAnE chelI
akkaDo ikkaDo ekkaDo
manasichhAnE marI
kalavO alavO valavO
nA oohala hAsinI
madilO kadalA nadilE
nA kalala suhAsinI
evarEmanukunnA nA manasandE nuvvElEnani
appuDo ippuDo eppuDo
kalagannAnE chelI
akkaDo ikkaDo ekkaDo
manasichhAnE marI

theepikannA inka theeyanainA
nEnE Edi anTe venTanE nee pErani anTaanE
haayi kannA enthO "height" ainA
chOTe Emi kanTe nuvvu vellE dArani anTaanE
neelAla aakAsam nA neelam lEdanTe
nee vAllu kallallo undani anTaane

appuDo ippuDo eppuDo
kalagannAnE chelI
akkaDo ikkaDo ekkaDo
manasichhAnE marI

pa ri ni sa sa
pa ri ni sa sa
pa ri ni sa sa ga ri sa ni pa
ga ma pa ni ni
ga ma pa ni ni
ga ma pa ni ni sa ni da pa ma
ga ri ga ma ga ri sa ri ga ri sa ni sa

nannu nEne chAlA thiTTukunTa
neethO sooTi gAni maaTalEvi cheppakapOthunTe
nannu nEne bAgA mecchukunTa
EdO chinna maaTe nuvvu naatho maaTaaDaavanTe
nA thOne nEnunTa nee thODe nAkunTe
EdEdo ayipOtha nee jagalEkunTe

appuDo ippuDo eppuDo
kalagannAnE chelI
akkaDo ikkaDo ekkaDo
manasichhAnE marI

pa ri ni sa sa
pa ri ni sa sa
pa ri ni sa sa ga ri sa ni pa
ga ma pa ni ni
ga ma pa ni ni
ga ma pa ni ni sa ni da pa ma
ga ri ga ma ga ri sa ri ga ri sa ni sa

Laloo Darvaja:

Oho… oho…hE lAloo darvAja kaaDa
gOlkonDa kOTa kaaDa
yamunA theerAla kaaDa
mOguthundi lE bAja
"italy" "england"u ainA
mana hindu dEsamainA
ee prEma gAdalokaTe
ooruvaaDalEmainA
gOvindA gOvindA
EmainA bAgundA
prEmisthE peddOllantAthappulEnchutArA
gOpAlA gOpAlA
EndayyO ee gOlA
aa naaDu ee peddOllu kurravAllu kArA
aithE ippuDEmanTaarrA?
"love makes life beautiful"
hE "love makes life beautiful"
hE lAloo darvAja kaaDa
gOlkonDa kOTa kaaDa
yamunA theerAla kaaDa
mOguthundi lE bAja

oho.. oho..

annanADu aDigAmA
penchaDaanikaDigAmA
gOru muddalu paalu buggalu
aDigi peTTinAmA
prEma kaadu annAmA
vEllu etti choopAmA
nammalEnani kanna prEmalO
vankalethukuthAmA
antha gouravam mApai unTe endukintha "drama"
prEma matthulO kanna biDDakE mEmu gurthurAmA
pAthikEllilA penchAranTu thAli kaTTi pOmA
vanda yElla mA jeevithAlakE siksha vEsukOmA
andukE
"love makes life beautiful"
hE "love makes life beautiful"
hE lAloo darvAja kaaDa
gOlkonDa kOTa kaaDa
yamunA theerAla kaaDa
mOguthundi lE bAja

hm.. aa..

vEDu gaadalOnA
vEdamunarArA
nilichina ee rAdha nee kOsamE
venna dongalArA
AlasinchavErA
palikina noorAra nee rAmanE
unna cheTTu neeDalOna
kanne rAdha vEchivundi
kanne rAdha gunDelOna
chinni Asa dAgivundi
chinni Asa dAgivundi

arrererre
prEma prEma anTaaru
prEma kOTi rAsthAru
neeDu vEDilO vAsthavAlanu
meeru telusukOru
lolli lolli chEsthAru
"loud speaker" EsthAru
prEma janTani peddamanasuthO
meeru mecchukOru
entha cheppinA monDi vaikhari asalumArchukOru
prEma mukhyamO mEmu mukhyamO tElchukOnDi meeru
kanna prEmanI kanne prEmani pOlchichooDalEmu
renDukallalO Edi mukhyamO tElchi cheppalEmu
"love makes life beautiful"
hE "love makes life beautiful"

Pokiri Songs Lyrics :)

jagaDamE.. jagaDamE

naa kanulanu sooTiga chhoosthE
naa yeduTaku nEruga vasthE
naa piDikeli vAdiga vEsthE
ee pOkiri pogarulu kavvisthE

samaramE.. samaramE

naa yeduruga evvaru unnA
aa dEvuDu digivasthunnA
aakasamE thegabaDuthunnA
bin lAden edutE nilichunnA... yea yea yea

choosthE kannu theesthE
mari choosi choosi kAlusthE
chhEsthE thirigEsthE
if u wanna wanna say namAstE

samAre samAre samArE
samAre samAre samArE
samAre samAre samArE
samAre samAre samArE

yekkaDaina naa theerinthE
ye center aina naa speed inthe
hE "time"u cheppu vasthAnantE
jagaDamE
nuvvu nEnu nigalAlanTe
ika vaaDi veDi chhoopAlanTe
violence jaragAlanthE
jagaDamE
naa oohaku vAyuvu vEgam
naa choopuku suryuDi thApam
naa chEthiki sAgara vaaTam
nE sAgithe thappadu ranarangam

cheelarE...cheelarE

mauriya mauriya mauriya mauriya
hOlo hOlo thadapaati pappa mauriya
hOlo hOlo thadapaati pappa mauriya
hOlo hOlo thadapaati pappa mauriya
hOlo hOlo thadapaati pappa mauriya

mauriya mauriya mauriya mauriya mauriya mauriya mauriya mauriya

yeppuDaina naa route inthE
ee "wrong"u "route"u naa style anthE
hey nacchakunTe nee kharamanthE
jagaDamE
Ey rAjageeji paDalEnanthE
mari chhAvo rEvo thElAlanthE
vella patti kodathAnanthE
jagaDamE
nE paaDithe allari rAgam
nE aaDithe chillari thAlam
naa dAriki lEdoka bandham
naa varasE nipputhO chelakaaTam... oh yea

cheelarE...cheelarE

Devuda:

noppi noppi gundantha noppi
gilli gilli gichEsthadI
patti patti narAlu mElEsi
"love"ulOkE lAgEsthadI
asalEmayyindo teliyakundirO bAbOi
rAthiranthA gunuku lEdu
Evetti kannAnurO

A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa

attha mAmalu ekkaDunna kAllumokkAlirO
chichubetti champuthOndI

A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa

kompalE munchakE nuvvalA navvamAkE
muggulO dinchakE muddalA pettamAkE
vOradA choodakE jalagalA pattukOkE
bathakanI nannilA irugulO pettamAkE
dEvudA naa madicheDi pOyenu poorthigA
ainA bAgundI hAyigA
rAthiranthA gunuku lEdu
EdOti chheyyAlirO

A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa

machine lOnA petti nannu pinDuthunnAdirO
gotti gotti danchuthOndI

EmitI kalavaram ennoDu chhoodalEdE
deeninE prEmani evvaru chheppalEdE
EmitilO munigina ekkaDo tEluthArE
prEmalO munigithE tElaDam veelukAdE
dEvudA ee teliyani tikamaka dEnikO
arrarE ee taDabAtEmitO
rAthiranthA gunuku lEdu
fullOti kottAlirO

A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa

ollu mottam kumpatallE manDuthunnAdirO
lOpalEdO jaruguthOndI

A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa
A dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvo dEvuDa

Gala Gala:

galA galA pArutunna godArilA
jala jala jArutunte kannIrelA
galA galA pArutunna godArilA
jala jala jArutunte kannIrelA
nA kOsamE nuvvalA
kannIrulA mAradA
nAkendukO unnadI hAyigA
galA galA pArutunna godArilA
jala jala jArutunte kannIrelA

vayyAri vAnalA vAna nItilA dAragA
varshinci nEnugA vAlinAnilA nApainA
vinnEtidArulA nEcinUnilA cAtugA
pommanna pOvelA cErutAvilA nAlOnA
I allarI .... bAgunnadI

galA galA pArutunna godArilA
jala jala jArutunte kannIrelA
galA galA pArutunna godArilA

girl i'm watchin' your booty
cuz you make me make me feel so naughty
let's go out tonight and party
girl I'm watchin' your veepi
cuz to love you forever is my duty
so feel it oh my baby

cAmanTi rUpamA tAla mEgumA rAhumA
ee enda mAmithO neeku snEhamA cAlammA
hindOla rAgamA mEla tAlamA gItamA
kannIti savvadi hAyigunnadI EmainA
ee lAhiri ... Nee prEmanI

galA galA pArutunna godArilA
jala jala jArutunte kannIrelA
galA galA pArutunna godArilA
jala jala jArutunte kannIrelA

Dole Dole:

dOle dOle dil zara zarA
ninu Ora Ora gAni naravarA
jAgu mAni chEykalaparA
jatha chEri nEdu jathi jaruparA
zara jaldi jaldi pendarakaDanE raaraa
vaadi Antha ranga samparamunakE raaraa
raalugAyavE rasikudA kasi kOka lAgu sari sarasudA
raara mAtukE munipaDa nisi kEli vEla jatha jOrA

chalEga chalEga yeh hain ishq ka zamAna
karEga karEga har dil ko deewAna
chalEga chalEga yeh hain ishq ka zamAna
karEga karEga har dil ko deewAna

anuvugA andisthA sogasuni sandisthA
podugutho kuduruga neelOnA
muDuputho meppisthA oDuputho oppisthA
dilbara dEkhO naa
misamisa kannE kosaraku vannE valaputho valapannI
nakasikalanni nalugunu pannE kalabaDu samayAnnI
oDiki tvaragA yea..
barilo karagA yea..
oDiki tvaragA yea..
barilo karagA

ga ga sa ga ga sa ni sa ni sa
ga ga sa ga ga sa ni sa ni sa
ni sa ni sa

chiTukini vippEsthA chhamaTani rappisthA
taDugutho tegapaDi neepainA
chhaTukuna choopisthA chanuvugA bandisthA
sundara deewAnA
goliteralanni gaDusarikannE tolagunu tamakAnnI
galimitho gunni balimitho konnI
baligonu tarunAnnI
tarali darakE yea..
yegasi yedakE yea..
tarali darakE yea..
yegasi yedakE

zara jaldi jaldi pendarakaDanE raaraa
vaadi Antha ranga samparamunakE raaraa
raalugAyavE rasikudA kasi kOka lAgu sari sarasudA
raara mAtukE munipaDa nisi kEli vEla jatha jOrA

chalEga chalEga yeh hain ishq ka zamAna
karEga karEga har dil ko deewAna
chalEga chalEga yeh hain ishq ka zamAna
karEga karEga har dil ko deewAna

Choododdantunna:

chooDoddantunnA choosthUnEvuntA
naa kOsam inthandamgA puttAvanukuntA
vaddoddantunnA vasthunEvuntA
kalakAlam nee kowgilli naa illanukuntA
vachEna vachEna mohamAtam inka manakElA
vachEna vachEna aaraatam Edo kaligElA
vachEva vachEva bottetti ninnu pilavAlA
vachEva vachEva vachEvA

sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo nene vasthAnugA
sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo neetho untAnugA
sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo nuvve kAvAligA
sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo naake illAlinkA

chooDoddantunnA choosthUnEvuntA
naa kOsam inthandamgA puttAvanukuntA

nuvvu nEnu okariki okaram cherisegamanukuntA
kAsEpainA kanabadakuntE kalavarapaduthuntA
pakkana nuvve ani porabadipOthuntA
niddarilOnA talagadakennO muddulu peduthuntA
edurugga evvarunna pedaninda nuvvantA
"everyday" O sAraina "confuse" avuthuntA
chuttUna endari vunna vontarinavuthuntA
nuvvu lEni "life" E "bore" ani "feel" ai pOtuntA
vachEva vachEva bottetti ninnu pilavAlA
vachEva vachEva vachEvA

sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo nene vasthAnugA
vodilo vodilo vodilo chOte isthaanugA
sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo nuvve raavaaligA
gadiyam gadiyam gadiyam nene theesthAnugA

shake la la shaka la la shake la la shaka la la
1 2 cha cha cha hey
shake la la shaka la la shake la la shaka la la
cha cha cha cha cha

ennAlainA veedani bandham manadEnanukuntA
choopulu kalisina tarunam enthO bAgundanukuntA
nee venakAlE vokkO adugu veyyAlanukuntA
nee chEtullo vandeenayyE bhagyam immantA
nuvvunte evvarinaina ediristhAnantA
nee kOsam ekkadikaina egirosthAnantA
nee kanna viluvaindenakEdi lEdantA
nee kOsam praanaalaina ichhesthAnantA
vachEva vachEva bottetti ninnu pilavAlA
vachEva vachEva vachEvA

ha sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo nene vasthAnugA
vodilo vodilo vodilo chOte isthaanugA
sadiyo sadiyo sadiyo nuvve raavaaligA
gadiyam gadiyam gadiyam nene theesthAnugA

chooDoddantunnA choosthUnEvuntA
naa kOsam inthandamgA puttAvanukuntA
vaddoddantunnA vasthunEvuntA
kalakAlam nee kowgilli naa illanukuntA

Ippatikinka:

aa a aa naa maatEvintaarA
aa a aa nEnadigindisthaarA
aa a aa naa maatEvintaarA
aa a aa nEnadigindisthaarA

ippatikinka naa vayasu ninda padahArE
cheetiki maatiki cheyyEsthu chuttU kurrAllE
ippatikinka naa vayasu ninda padahArE
cheetiki maatiki cheyyEsthu chuttU kurrAllE
naakevvaru nacchatlE
naa ontilO gumpatlE
eedu jummandi thOdevvarE

ja se ja evvaDi kOsam vethukuthU rail ekkEsaalE
ja se ja okkaDi kOsam merugA ee voorochhaalE
ja se ja evvaDi kOsam vethukuthU rail ekkEsaalE
ja se ja okkaDi kOsam merugA ee voorochhaalE

ippatikinka naa vayasu ninda padahArE
cheetiki maatiki cheyyEsthu chuttU kurrAllE

gotta groove

arre intilO "platinum" parupE veyyAlE
dollarsu thO daily naaku poojalu cheyyAlE
bangAramE kariginchi illanthA parachAlE
vajrAlathO vollanthA nimpEsi pOvAlE
aa chandamAma thEvaali
aa white house kAvAli
"titanic"u gift ivvAli

ja se ja evvaDi kOsam vethukuthU rail ekkEsaalE
ja se ja okkaDi kOsam merugA ee voorochhaalE
ja se ja ninnu choosthE "sudden"ga daDapuDathAvundi
ja se ja intha kAlam ilaanTi aasalu vinalEdE

come on.. say yea

fanaa fanaa make me wanna be now
fanaa fanaa masti mehajeena
fanaa fanaa come to look at me now
fanaa fanaa make me wanna be now
fanaa fanaa masti mehajeena
fanaa fanaa

pogarekkina simhamlAnti mogOdu kAvAlE
chira katthilO vadanamlA thanalO unDaalE
aa chooputhO mantalakE chhematalu pattAlE
aaraDugulA andamthO kudipEsi chhampAlE
thalanti neellu ruddAli
night antha kaallu pattAli
niddarOthunTe jOkottAli

ja se ja evvaDi kOsam vethukuthU rail ekkEsaalE
ja se ja okkaDi kOsam merugA ee voorochhaalE
ja se ja aaguthallE rambha lA fOsEkottakulE
ja se ja evvaDaina asalu nee vankE choodarulE

ippatikinka naa vayasu ninda padahArE
cheetiki maatiki cheyyEsthu chuttU kurrAllE

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katha:
Dubai vellali ani kalalu kane Dubai Seenu(Raviteja)Dubai vellataniki appu chesi friends tho kalisi Mumbai vasthadu.akkada Tataji(Venumadhav)chethilo mosapoyi friends andharu kalisi Paav baaji bandi pettukuni time pass chesthuntaru.Annayya kosam vethukkuntu Mumbai vachina Madhumita(Nayanatara)ni love chesthadu Dubai Seenu.Mumbai lo work chesthunna close friend(JD Chakravarthy) help tho Dubai vellataniki malli ready avuthadu.
Cut chesthe...
Dubai vellakunda Hyderabad lo DCP ga work chese Bava(Bhanuchandar),Akka daggariki return vachesthadu Seenu.Radio Mirchi lo RJ ga work chesthunna Madhumita ni kalusthadu.Sudden ga oka roju Hyderabad ki vachina Mafia Don Jinnah Bhai(Sushanth)ni attack chesthadu Dubai Seenu,Jinnah bhai tammudu ni champesthadu.Seenu Hyderabad ki endhuku return vachesadu?Jinnah Bhai ni endhuku attack chesadu?aa tarwatha emayindhi anedhi remaining story.
Highlights:
Raviteja ki tailor made charecter Dubai Seenu,performance bagundhi.
Story wise goppaga lekapoyina entertaining way lo katha nadipinchatam lo success ayyaru Srinu Vytla.
Manchi comedy undhi cinema lo.Comedy gang almost andharu unnaru (Brahmanandam, Sunil,Venu Madhav,Krishna Bhagavan,MS Narayana,Raghu babu®ular friends gang of Srinu Vytla movies)
Second half maree serious ayipoyinattu anipinche time lo Funky ga kanipinche Aged Action hero Saalman Raju'BABU' ga MS Narayana charecter,comedy bagundhi.
Nayanatara slim ga undhi,but face lo aa charm ledhu.Blank face tho kanipinche regular heroine charecter,acting ki pedha scope ledhu.
Music(Mani Sarma) is Ok.

Sidelights:
story chala routine.Venky ki almost similar ga untundhi.
Comedy bagunnaa story nadavakapovatam tho first half kontha bore anipisthundhi.

Public Talk:bane undhi.Time pass cinema
Industry Talk:Venky range lo success avvochu.Sivaji tappa cinemalu emi pedhaga leni dry season..result inka better ga kuda undochu.

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Partner [2007-MP3-CBR-128Kbps HQ cdRips] Audio Download

Director: David Dhawan
Producer: Sohail Khan & K Sera Sera
Cast: Salman Khan, Govinda, Katrina Kaif, Lara Dutta, etc
Music Director: Sajid Wajid
Lyricist: Sanjay Chhel, Shabbir Ahmed, Jalees Sherwani
Singer's: Shaan, Wajid, Udit Narayan, Suzi, Shweta Pandit, Earl, Sonu Nigam, Kunal Ganjawala, Shreya Goshal, Laabh Janjuwa, Sneha Pant, Sajid, Sunidhi Chauhan, Naresh.
Cassettes and CD's on: T Series
Audio Release Date: June 2007
MP3 Bitrate: 320Kbps VBR (~)

01. Do U Wanna Partner
Shaan, Wajid, Udit Narayan, Suzi Q. Clington

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02. You're My Love
Shaan, Shweta Pandit, Suzi Q., Earl D'souza

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03. Dupatta Tera Nau Rang Da
Sonu Nigam, Kunal Ganjawala, Shreya Goshal, Suzi Q

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04. Soni De Nakhre
Wajid, Laabh Janjuwa, Shena Pant

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05. Maria Maria
Sonu Nigam, Sajid, Sunidhi Chauhan, Naresh

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06. You're My Love (Remix)
Shaan, Shweta Pandit, Suzi Q., Earl D'souza

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07. Do U Wanna Partner (Remix)
Shaan, Wajid, Udit Narayan, Suzi Q. Clington
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AaDaVarI MaTaLakU ArDhaLE VeruLE DVD RIP DownloaD

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Is That a Projector in Your Pocket or a…Cell Phone?

The small screen on our portable device can sometimes prove frustrating and eye numbing. If Texas Instruments has their way, we’ll all be ‘gorilla projection artists’ and no longer will be all attempt to huddle around small handheld device in hopes of catching a glimpse of ‘Sasquatch’ in the wild. Now, we’ve reported on this before, but at the time there wasn’t a working prototype. Apparently at this year’s CTIA Wireless 2007 show, Texas Instruments showed off its mini DLP projector, called the Pico; small enough to fit in a cell phone – they had it inside a replica device. According to TI the projector will display in DVD quality (course it depends on the source) and is composed of a DLP, 3 lasers, and a power supply. No word when this thing will hit the street, but I’d expect the ‘power supply’ issue to be their last major hurdle

Renault Logan launched by Mahindra

Renault Logan launched by Mahindra in petrol and diesel versions.

The much awaited beauty has just rolled out to grace the Indian tarmac. Logan, the sedan from French major Renault has been launched in India by Mahindra and Mahindra.

Good looks, competitive pricing and the Renault - Mahindras combo make Logan worthy of a long drive. According to reports, the base models of the petrol and diesel variants are aggressively priced between Rs 4.28 lakh and Rs 6.44 lakh. Logan comes from the Nashik facility of the Mahindras.

Available in Toreador Red, Fiery Black, Sahara Beige, Mist Silver, Turf Green and Diamond White shades, the car is available in select Mahindra & Mahindra showrooms with Mahindra and Renault branding.

The companies have said that the car was be available for booking in 10 cities from April 14 onwards and the customers have started get their Logans four weeks after the booking date. Equipped with three engine options, namely 1.4 and 1.6 petrol and 1.5 diesel, Logan uses the JH gearbox that has already proved its worth in the Renault range, said a report. While the 1.4 petrol engine delivers 75 hp, the 1.6 litre returns 84 hp, the diesel sibling gives only 65 hp. Both the engines are meshed with a five-speed manual gearbox, it added.

The wide-bodied vehicle calls fro an applause as it is Renault's foray into the Indian passenger car mart. The Mahindras hold 51 per cent stake in the joint venture company named Mahindra Renault. The French auto major keeps the remaining 49 per cent. The joint venture partnership has invested about Rs 7 billion in setting up a facility with a production capacity of 50, 000 cars per year, said the report.

Tipped as a fuel-efficient machine, Logan is capable of returning an average of 16 to 19 km per litre in common rail diesel (CRDi) engine and 10-13 km per litre with the petrol engine.

Rajini's Sivaji Collections Records

Rajini's Sivaji is creating records worldwide.Sivaji is in U.K. top Ten for the Opening Weekend with Highest per screen average.Similar trend is expected worldwide.stay tuned for more updates.

Rank	Weekend Total	Weeks	Screens	Weekend screen avg.	Cumulative box office
1.	Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
	£4,137,169	1	475	£8,709	£4,137,169
2.	Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
	£2,184,104 (-28%)	2	482	£4,531	£7,042,069
3.	Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
	£1,613,764 (-30%)	4	458	£3,523	£36,339,948
4.	Vacancy (2007)
	£565,936	1	288	£1,965	£565,936
5.	Are We Done Yet? (2007)
	£344,493 (-18%)	2	277	£1,243	£915,855
6.	Jhoom Barabar Jhoom (2007)
	£266,748	1	47	£5,675	£266,748
7.	The Pleasure of Your Company (2006)
	£209,605 (-40%)	3	304	£689	£2,003,915
8.	Ne le dis à personne (2006)
	£173,852	1	55	£3,160	£173,852
9.	Sivaji (2007)
	£168,603	1	12	£14,050	£168,603
10.	Spider-Man 3 (2007)
	£151,743 (-37%)	7	320	£474	£33,354,845

Improve Your Typing Speed And Accuracy With Fingerjig

If you are one of those people who can never quite master touchtyping, then this fun flash game might be for you.

Fingerjig is flash based game that can help you improve your typing speed and accuracy. There’s a typing speed test that has various difficulty levels that displays your score based upon words per min and letters typed after each level.

If you’re looking for another tool then try Typefaster, a free typing tutor.

Get Paid To Search With Mahalo

Mahalo is a new search engine that delivers results created by individuals rather than robots. At the moment they have a pot of $16m which is available to pay users to create search results. Part-time guides will get paid $10-15 per result, which could be a nice earner if you did a few every evening.

At the moment only US citizens can apply. If you want to give Mahalo a go then apply here.

LG Prada Is Apple iPhone Killer?

One clear indicator of the fact the iPhone is going to do very well is the fact that Apple’s rivals are already starting to push ‘iPhone killers.’ Much like in the case of the iPod, which five years later and countless devices down the line has not been bested, these iPhone killers are nothing of the sort. The LG Prada is considered an iPone killer, mainly because it also features a full side touch sensitive display, but the similarities are only skin deep.

Reviews comparing the two products, such as the recent one written by Brian Lam for Gizmodo, finds the iPhone competitor sub par. Not only is the touch screen interface not used to its full potential, but the menu system is not made to take advantage of it, being very similar to those on the other high end LG phones. Furthermore, the Prada’s sync is rudimentary, only allowing you to transfer contacts and calendar appointments, and it lacks many of the useful features of the iPhone such as coverflow, weather and stocks widgets, as well as iTunes integration. Even in terms of internal memory and screen size, the iPhone is the clear winner, although it is slightly larger.

Like the iPod, when it first came out, the price of the iPhone is the most common complaint about it, and the main reason people are not adding it to their shopping lists. Amusingly enough, the LG Prada actually costs more than the iPhone, and significantly so. But even if the Prada shaved off nearly a quarter of its price to cost as much as the 8GB iPhone, it wouldn’t matter, because the iPhone is simply a better device.

If the old iPod killers were any indication, the new iPhone killers will crash and burn, simply because they cannot compete with the iPhone as a whole, not only in terms of features, but also in terms of user experience.

3D Television !!

Looks like the age of 3D displays is not as far as previously thought, as there are quite a few companies actively involved in the development of 3D-capable screens, which will bring the users a bit closer to what's going on in the images they're watching. And one such company is Philips, who has just announced at Infocomm 2007 its new 20-inch 3D display, a device aimed at professionals and ordinary users alike.

Thus, according to the company's statement, this device represents the latest addition to its 3D WOWvx professional display

range and its main selling point is the fact that it can deliver a very vivid 3D experience without the need for special glasses. The device comes in two different versions, namely a frame-mount display that provides images with a 4:3 aspect ratio, being designed for integration in shop interiors or kiosks; as well as a desktop version with bezel and stand, for those users who want to enjoy 3D images in their own homes.

As Philips informs us, the purpose of WOWvx technology is mainly related to advertising. Thus, it seems that 3D imaging is a valuable tool in raising brand or product awareness, as 3D images will hold the consumer's attention far longer than ordinary print images do. This is the reason why these things might prove to be quite popular for use in digital signage, point-of-sale advertising, games and 3D visualization.

Although the company doesn't give us any specific technical information related to the new displays, it's quite possible that they share the most common features of another device that uses the WOWvx technology, the 42-3D6C01, namely an autostereoscopic 9-view display system with a brightness level of 500 cd/square meter and a contrast ratio of 1500:1.

The company has not released any pricing information regarding their 20-inch 3D displays, but it seems that they'll be sold through Philips 3D Solutions distribution partners from August 2007 onwards, and we'll come back with more details at that time.

Chevrolet Optra Magnum TCDi diesel launched!

Chevrolet Optra Magnum, the diesel variant of Chevrolet Optra was launched on Saturday. The Optra Magnum comes in three variants - and is priced in the range of Rs 8.74 lakh to Rs 9.99 lakh. The Optra Magnum has a 2-litre turbocharged common rail direct injection diesel engine (TCDi, GM calls it). Genereal Motors believes the Optra Magnum's price will make it attractive to customers. The car delivers 120 bhp of max power.

Interiors

The Chevrolet Optra Magnum has leather wrapped around its steering wheel, seats and gear knob. The colours are two-tone beige. It has all new 2 DIN CD MP3 and cassette player, and 360- degree air vents for surround cooling effect.

The tilt steering and additional lumbar support add to the car's comfort. Even back seats come with a 60:40 split for optimum use of space. There are well-thought additions like a mobile phone holder. The NVH has also been improved in the Chevrolet Optra Magnum diesel for the best drive.

Exteriors

The car has almond shaped head lamps, borrowed from the Chevrolet-SRV hatch-back, which really makes the Chevrolet Optra Magnum stand out from the rest of the pack. The new chrome alloy wheels and special chrome plated door handles are standard in the Optra Magnum. And then there is that loud grille, all chrome and loud and definitely aggressive. The aggresive forward posture of the Chevrolet Optra Magnum complements its aerodynamic design.

Safety

ABS system with XPRO protection ensures prompt braking. Impact-proof bumper and dual air bags add to the Optra Magnum's safety.

The Chevrolet Optra Magnum comes in three variants: 2.0 MAX TCDi, 2.0 LS TCDi and 2.0 LT TCDi. There is no automatic transmission yet. Power windows, power steering, central locking, rear window defogger and cooled glove box are standard across all Magnums.

According to GM India president and MD Rajeev Chaba, the Chevrolet Optra Magnum diesel has been launched in India after introducing the diesel model in Europe and Korea.

With the Magnum, GM plans to take the more expensive Skoda Octavia in the luxury segment. Till now, GM India has just one diesel model - the Tavera. The company believes there is more demand in the demand in the diesel car market; Skoda Octavia has ruled the high-end diesel car market in India since launch; the Chevrolet Optra Magnum wants to dethrone the Indian diesel leader. The Magnum is its GM's first attempt to tap India's luxury disel car market.

The Chevrolet Optra Magnum is GM's second car launch this year. A couple of months back, it launched the Chevrolet Spark, the reborn Daewoo Matiz. Matiz vanished with the collapse of Daewoo Motor. GM, which took over Daewoo has relaunched the Matiz in India as Chevrolet Spark after a log gap.

According to Anisha Motwani, director (marketing), GM India, the company has been able to achieve robust growth even as the industry is undergoing a slowdown. This year GM is aiming to sell 66,000 units as compared to 38,800 last year. A lot of these sales wil come from the small car Spark.

Ramayana by Bill Gates...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there

ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he

EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which

his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM,

LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent

MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only

PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he

married princess C ta.

12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL

RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE

(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-

rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this

opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid

and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and

that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14

years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE

passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like

unstable version of AI MSN does in intel. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to

LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING

IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of

SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,

PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she

proposed that he should marry her. RAM, politely

declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE.

She hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her

inportant PERIPHERALS. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled

to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS

TOR s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-

icha REPROGRAMED himself to form a golden stag

and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, RAM

shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out

for LSI-man in voice of RAM s SOUND CARD. Fooled

by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man

to his brother s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-

van DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and changed

her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

---------------------------------INTERVAL---------------------------------------------

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the

missing C ta all over the forest. They made friendship

with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR Akshat

sorry... SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-

NEUMAN. who agreed to help RAM. SU-greev

ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful

SEARCH techniques learnt in CS130 to FIND the

missing C ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED

allaround the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried

to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the

WEBCRAWLERS (Insects) and tried to INFOSEEK

something about C ta. Some of them even shouted

YAA-HOO but they all ended up with NO FOUND

MESSAGES Google, Lycos nothing was left

untouched. The only thing they forgot was to mail

iitcse01 & get PTI s help. Ha-NEUMAN then devised

a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas

at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN

DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Ha-NEUMAN

found C ta under a brown - green (as Brahma will call

it) TREE STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN used the LOGIN

ID (ring) to identify himself to C ta. After

DECRYPTING THE KEY, C ta asked him to send

STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM.Meanwhile all raakshasa BUGS around C ta captured

Ha-NEUMAN to DELETE him using everything

including

Ctrl-Alt-Del. But Ha-NEUMAN spread chaos by

spreading VIRUS Fire . Ha-NEUMAN pressed

ESCAPE from LAN-kaand & conveyed all the STATUS

MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan

decided to take RAM head-on. One of the RAW-wan s

SUN almost DELETED LSI-man with a Brahma -astra.

But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-

Xgradients and REFORMATTED LSI-man. RAM used

the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and wiped

out RAW-wan s presence on earth. Later, RAM got

INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his USER

FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and everyone

lived happily ever after, playing & enjoying AOE.

Leapord ~ Apple

The main Features are..................

Desktop

The new look of Leopard showcases your favorite desktop image and puts new file Stacks at your fingertips for a stunning, clutter-free workspace.

Finder

Browse your files like you browse your music with Cover Flow.

Quick Look

Browse, play, view, and page through your files. Without opening them.

Time Machine

See how your system looked on any given day and restore files with a click.

Spaces

Create up to 16 workspaces to stay clutter-free and organized.

Mail

Email personalized stationery, take notes, and write to-dos that sync to iCal.

iChat

Video chat with effects and backdrops, present remotely, and get more from text.

iCal

Edit events inline and schedule group events with iCal Server.

Photo Booth

Snap and share fun photos, complete with special effects.

Dashboard

Sync all of your widgets to all of your Macs.

Front Row

Remote control TV shows, photos, and movies on your Mac.

Safari

Browse faster with even more features. Download the beta today.

DVD Player

Play, control, bookmark, and even edit your favorite DVDs.

Parental Controls

Give your kids a safer, happier Mac experience.

Accessibility

Discover a new voice and more user-friendly features.

Boot Camp

Run Windows on your Mac — faster and easier.

Automator

Automate lots of common tasks without writing complex scripts.

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iPod Tower of Sound: The iTower Omega

We’ve seen designs like this before but none quite so slim (5” wide). Keep in mind that it’s from the makers of the questionable Ionic Breezes, but that doesn’t mean every tower of power they put out is shite. The iTower Omega features 4 speakers and 2 subwoofers and 1 universal iPod dock perched on its head. No remote, so naturally I am disappointed.

MALLU'S ACCENT ~ ULTIMATE~(Just for fun)

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones....

Microsoft Surface ~ multi-touch interface table unveiled

Microsoft has unveiled Surface, a high-tech, touch-sensitive, table that allows users to interact with computers without keyboards and mice.

On May 30, Microsoft unveiled a high-tech table called Microsoft Surface. In the past few years, there has been sporadic interest in surface and gestural interface computing systems and some prototypes did surface. There have also been wow demonstrations that never took off, for lack of the kind of resources needed to push the technology.

Microsoft, which has the requisite musclepower, is talking mass with its multi-touch table, Surface, a 30-inch acrylic horizontal display placed on a table, which allows users to interact with computers using touch, gestures, and objects with optical tags, such as cellphones and digital cameras with Wi-Fi, and Microsoft's Zune. Surface can also read bar codes in room keys and credit cards.

Microsoft Surface, started as Project Milan, some five years ago. Starting with a small team, that grew to nearly 100, the project has been very hush-hush.

The Surface runs on a Vista PC, DLP projectors, and cameras placed in its underbelly. Does not sound very different from touchscreens in ATMs and stores? Actually, it may be, if Surface does manage to deliver all that it promises, at affordable prices. If we go by Microsoft's claims, the uses of the Surface are pretty interesting. Firstly, the Surface allows 52 touches at one time, which means large groups can manipulate the Surface at the same time. So, if you want to fiddle with pictures in a group, you can transfer pictures from your digital camera by just placing the camera on the Surface. You can then rotate, crop or resize the pictures.

You can paint using a paintbrush or use virtual paint cups. You can organise your music, browse the net, and buy movie tickets. At restaurants, you can decide the menu, make reservations, and even tot up personalized bills for each person present at the table.

Then, there will be community games, that many people will be able to play at one shot.

Another interesting feature. The Surface will completely steer clear of the usual Windows interface. So, there will be no Start menu, none of the files, folders, and icons that you would normally see on a desktop.

OK, so you can't do all that right now. For one, the Surface will cost an arm and a leg, at $10,000. (Seems a lot for a table on aWindows Vista PC with a projector and cameras, but then it is a nascent technology and the high prices are to be expected.)

Then, Microsoft plans to roll out the Surface in November 2007, only in hotels, restaurants, stores, and casinos starting with launch partners T-Mobile stores, Starwood hotels, and Harrah's Entertainment.

At T-Mobile stores, customers will be able to see details of cell-phone models and tariff plans by simply placing the phones on the Microsoft Surface display. They will be able to buy ringtones, change tariff plans, and configure required services.

Harrah's Entertainment will roll out the MS Surface at Caesars Palace and Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas. Here, customers will be given reward cards that link to their Total Rewards customer VIP program, using which they will be able to get discounts when making hotel reservations.

At Caesars place, using the Microsoft Surface, customers will be able to view interactive maps of the hotel, check the waiting list of restaurants, see ticketing information and videos of concerts and even book concert tickets.

As far as the consumer market is concerned for whom the prices are way too high, Microsoft does expect Surface prices to dip over the next few years.

A USA Today report quotes Bill Gates as saying, "We're starting at the high end, sort of like you'd think about big flat-screen displays or even the initial personal computer. But there are ways that the hardware cost of this will come down very dramatically."

To ensure that Surface catches on, Microsoft will give out Software Developer Kits (SDKs) to third-party developers and allow Original Equipment Manufacturers (OEMs) to build the Surface and brand it.

According to tech analysts, the Surface can reach the homes of the average customer, only if Microsoft is able to utilize its full ecosystem of developers to ensure that the Surface works seamlessly. Which would mean plugging a lot of money and effort into an initiative that will not add to Microsoft's bottomline, at least in the first few years.

While a few of Microsoft's high-tech initiatives bombed post-launch (think Zune and UMPCs), analyst reviews are largely positive about this one. Initial reports say that most analysts are pretty kicked about the Surface and consider it a real breakthrough in recent times.

It's been a long time since Microsoft has come out with a technology that can be described as cool (barring the Xbox 360, of course.) It will be interesting to see what Apple and Google have to say to that. Apple may have a lot to say as its highly anticipated iPhone that will debut soon, also boasts of a multi-touch interface. And while, Microsoft's Surface promises to bridge the gap between the digital world and the physical world in the long-term, iPhone customers will be able to do it much sooner.

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Shivaji Downloads !!

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Nokia 8600: Another Sexy Luxury Phone From Nokia

Check out this sleek successor of the Nokia 8800! Nokia has yet to announce this phone, but this official-looking picture here, and various in-the-wild shots are already circulating the internet like wildfire.

The phone will have Series 40, a 2-megapixel camera, quad-band GPRS/EDGE, Bluetooth, and a QVGA display.

Also, the phone’s already been approved by the FCC. It might not be long before Nokia announces it.

Now I’m torn between iPhone and this…

Shivaji Review (Telugu)

story ::
NRI Sivaji(Rajinikanth) 20years US lo earn chesina dabbu ni India development ki use3 cheyalani return vachesthadu.LKG nunchi P.G. varaku free education andinche Sivaji University,Free ga service chese super speciality hospital establish cheyalanukuntadu.Corporate Hospitals,Educational institutions tho Crores of Rupees dabbu sampadinchi State lo Powergame aade Aadi Seshu(Suman) andhuku addu padathadu.Sampadinchina motham dabbu tho patu appu kuda chesi Sivaji construct chesina University,Hospital ni padagottamani Government orders teppisthadu Aadi Seshu,Kattu battalatho road pie nilabadina Sivaji ki okka Rupai 'Mushti' ga isthadu.How Sivaji bounced back &fullfill his dream anedhi remaining story.

Higlights:
More than 10years nunchi audience,Industry edhuru chusina dream Combination Rajinikanth -Shankar.. aa combination piena audience pettukunna expectations ni chala varaku reach ayyaru ani cheppali.
Rajinikanth is trendy in his new hair style.But at times he looks odd(seems like Shankar's idea of Chubby cheeks didn't work).performance,mannerisms bagunnayi.He has plenty of new mannerisms like throwing chewing gum into mouth,tossing the coin,tapping on his bald head,rotating the goggles.
Shankar again came with a message oriented & innovative concept,Using the Black money for people.He used the technology at it's best.First half routine anipinchina Second half is too good,tempo maintain cheyatam lo Shankar success ayyaru.
Sriya looks at her best.She is sweet as a tradional Telugu girl Uma Devi and sexy in songs.
AR Rahman's music,KV anand's cinematography,Thota Tarani's art are excellent.
Rajinikanth,Vivek Comedy bagundhi.
Dialogues(original dialogues -Sujatha,Telugu version-Sri Ramakrishna)bagunnayi.they have the punch,they are funny.Punch dialogues tho kuda comedy chesaru.
songs..Vaaji vaaji,atiradhee(with plenty of Typical Rajini mark mannerisms,fans ki pandaga e song) picturisation bagundhi.Ballelekka(Nayanatara song)bagundhi kani song lead baledhu.all songs are picturised on grand scale.

Side lights:
3 hours cinema.
First half lo entertainment unna...it looks very Similar to Rajinikanth& Shankar's earlier movies.
Lyrics are not par with Shanakar's earlier films.
Idhi kuda Shankar regular ga teese message oriented cinema ne kabatti 'idhi kuda anthe kadhaa' ane comments vinipinchayi.

Etc..,Etc..,
Aaku chatu pinda thadise,Nee kallu chebuthunnayi nanu preminchavani,Abba nee teeyani debba songs ki NTR,ANR,Chiranjeevi getups lo Rajini dance ki response adirindhi.

Public Talk: Not upto expectetations.. but definitely worth watching.

Industry talk: Talk bagane undhi.Tamil lo baga aaduthundhi,no doubt.ikkada Rs.20 Crores business ayindhi,antha collect chesthundha anedhi doubt.

Nokia N82 ~ the Most Rumored Candy Bar

Find the Nokia N95 bulky? Well, then I’m sure you’ll like the rumored Nokia N82 pictured here (left, white).

The Nokia N82 is a candybar phone that features:

• Quad-band GSM
• HSDPA
• Bluetooth 2.0 with A2DP
• Wi-Fi
• GPS
• TV-out
• FM radio
• microSD
• Front VGA camera
• 5-megapixel back camera with Carl Zeiss lens and auto focus
• Series 60 3rd edition

If sliders are what you like, there is also the Nokia N81 (pictured black).

Features:

• 8GB of flash memory
• N-Gage gaming
• 2-megapixel camera
• Quad-band EDGE
• HSDPA
• Wi-Fi
• Bluetooth 2.0 with A2DP
• Series 60 3rd Edition

Both phones will supposedly launch in Q4 this year, probably at a not-so-wallet-friendly price.

Salman Raj === Chiranjeevi ???

This is just a rumor/observation by the grapevine.. !! may not be true at all or may be true partly. but it tells something about the behavior/buildup/ego of big heores..so called legends and some celebrities !! hope they will learn something from this character and behave accordingly giving full freedom to the Director(captain of the movie)

Shankardada Jindabad ... Audio Release poster

shankar dada zindabad audio release is finalised on 22nd june...

Shivaji Tamil Review(from a fan) !!

(from a friend)
Jus back after watching Sivaji in Singapore FDFS at GV Yishun.

Awesome performance by Rajini. Looking younger by decades as though travelled by a time machine, Superstar looks ravishing and has given out a spell binding performance. In his Motta role, he even makes us forget the La ka la ka la ka…… He is an epitome of style and his walks and his mannerisms have been captured in a fan like style by Shankar. Shankar is a master in bringing out social issues through his script and packaging it in a commercial way. The message in the movie and the final slides on the screen as names roll by is something every Indian would dream for.

The songs picturisation has always been Shankar’s forte and he proves that again. Ballelakka has Nayantara looking soooo hot and the scenes are so pleasing to the eyes. Sahara and the glass tower looks ravishing and Shreya is SUPER DUPER HOT in Vaaji Vaaji song. Athiradee and Style song is every RAJINI fan’s dream come true. Wonderful use of CG in both the songs. Shankar or ARR has been so clever in using the Sega Fightaa song — Hats off

Rahman’s songs have already stuck on to the top of the charts and would sure stay on for some more time with the visuals out now. He has done a wonderful work with the BGM and esp Blaaze proves why he is Rahman’s favorite. The BGM music which resembles one of the songs is too good to hear.
Sujatha’s dialogues is another strength to the movie. Scene where Suman makes fun of Rajini is another gem by Sujatha. Magic with little words and its Sujatha for you.

Heroines in Rajini and Shankar movies have always been mostly for glamour. Here too Shreya fits the bill perfectly and does a fantastic job at that. In addition she does have some scenes to prove her acting and she does a good job. Vivek’s rockbottom career is going to be revived with this movie where he is there with Rajini in most of the scenes. Office Room comedy scenes and La Ka La Ka scenes STAND OUT!! still laughing thinking about them. …. He even has a couple of punch dialogues

Suman has been a revelation in terms of Villain. Speaking fewer words and with no over the board shouting, he has done a wonderful job and looks menacing. The confrontation scenes b/w Rajini and Suman are a highlight of the movie.

Style song and Adhiradee song graphics are top class (Both are fantasy songs and they sure have unrealistic sequences which is why you have CG in the first place) Other than that, not much of CG in the movie.

As for the minus points in the movie, there is one scene with Shreya and train which is kinda unbelievable. There are slides which are put as the names roll by and they ought to have been included before that coz some people may miss that.

In Singapore theatre we had atleast 20% of crowd as women and everyone enjoyed the movie thoroughly. Throughout the first half and almost half of second half (not sequentially) it was sprinkled with lots of humour ala Rajini Style. Sivaji — Pera ketta chumma Adhirudhilla……..

Facts about Rajani's Shivaji

Here are some interesting facts about Rajnikant's Sivaji ..........

1. Director Shankar used 2500 junior artists for the introduction scene of Rajnikant.
2. A huge set of glass house was built to shoot Sahana song.
3. 4K DI (Digital Intermediate) digital camera is used for the first time in India for this film.
4. Helium Balloon light is used to shoot a song. The crew has to use 13 helium cylinders for the lighting.
5. The team of Shankar saw important footages of most of Rajnikant’s films since his debut in 1975. They found that Rajnikant looked best in Padikkadavan (1985) film. Then Shankar summoned the make-up artist to come up with a similar hairdo for Rajnikant 22 years later.
6. Rajnikant donned 15 different hair styles for this film. He also tonsured his head and shaven off his mustache for a get-up in this film. A make-up artist from France is flown in for this purpose.
7. A few songs of this film are shot in USA and Sapin.
8. Soundarya - daughter of Rajnikant - supervised the 600 scenes of Computer Graphics work that lasts for 50 minutes in this film. It took over an year to do this CG work.
9. Bellamkonda Suresh is said to have bought the Telugu remake rights (excluding satellite, overseas, ringtones, audio etc) for a whopping 14 crores. It is also learnt that this film is sold for 20 crores in AP (4 crores for Ceded, 6.75 crores for Nizam and 9 crores from Andhra).

Shivaji Tamil Review1

~~ Sivaji : 99% Style 1% Substance ~~

When you are in a Rajini movie, you have to make certain allowances. Logic is usually the first victim to take a heavy beating. Common Sense follows next. Successful Rajini movies don’t aim high in terms of technology, story, logic and themes. They keep it simple and reduce the dependence on logic. Such movies progress smoothly using a nice balance of masala, comedy, songs, fan appeasement and interesting confrontations. It is not that Rajini is incapable of doing better. But he is a prisoner of his own image. Much like the bribery-capitation fee cycle that he tries to eliminate in this movie - The cost of a Rajinikanth project is high - the capitation fee is a compromise in logic, subtlety etc so that lowest common denominator among fans is appeased. You don’t need special intelligence to understand Annamalai or Padaiyappa. Just some basic sensibility towards human emotions is enough. Should the fact that this is a Shankar movie make things different? Should there be some expectation of logic, depth and surprise elements?

It is tempting to think Shankar and Rajini are made for each other. Rajinikanth thrives on the formula where an honest rich man is duped, becomes poor and later fights his way back to richness and glory. The simple message being ‘Good Triumphs’. Shankar thrives on revenge stories, where a common man is harmed by the evils of society, becomes poor/loses something, and uses unconventional methods to teach values and fights his way back to glory (Gentleman, Indian, Anniyan and to some extent Mudhalvan). The simple message being - ‘Honesty is the best policy’. Sivaji is a perfect marriage of these two formulas. Does it work though? Shankar in the past has shown tremendous depth in story telling and details. But he is not subtle a’la Manirathnam. His logic is sketchy and over-the-top. He is more raw. But still makes purists happy. So when Rajini and Shankar combine, Shankar could have gone for story depth and made purists happy. Shankar could have gone for style and made Rajini Fans happy. Or better he could have gone for the jugular by trying to do both and make everybody happy. Usually when someone tries to go for the third alternative they unknowingly open up a fourth - which is get stuck in the middle and go nowhere. Sivaji is a movie where shankar’s and Rajini’s negative aspects add instead of subtracting each other. Shankar wants to have some depth in story line, but then remembers that this is a Rajini movie, so he tries to keep it simple and starves the story. So we get an emaciated story that is too weak for Rajini to carry on his head. However, for a Shankar movie - the twins - story and masala are like belt and suspenders. When the story fails, masala delivers and vice versa. In Sivaji, the masala delivers.

Shankar usually builds a movie like a chemical potion. It’s a carefully built formula with preset ingredients. There is a social message, good songs with creative picturization, comedy, technology gimmicks, surprising twists, creative story line, unusual characters, interesting details, revenge sub-plot, and violence. He lines them up in perfect proportions and scales all these things up with ‘brahmandam’. Money is lavishly spent to bloat up each ingredient to enormous proportions. So that if one fails the other ingredient can somehow help the movie. Jeans is a good example of a Shankar movie which had several main ingredients (like story etc) that were dead on arrival and some that were at best unusual. But the formula helped the movie cross the ‘pass’ mark. Boys didn’t have even those ‘helper’ entities. Whereas in Gentleman, Indian, Kadhalan, and Mudhalvan almost every ingredient worked. Sivaji is neither here nor there. If not for Shankar’s broad and all-encompassing formula with a lot of masala buttressing to protect the movie from failure, this movie would have been a sure goner. Basically - Shankar’s plan A, which is the main story/content, failed and his spare bag of tricks in the form of Plan B helped this movie work to some extent. You could also say that Rajini’s plan A worked and plan B didn’t. Sivaji is better than Baba, which is not saying much. Overall, I felt it was a better movie than Chandramukhi. But I doubt if it has the X-factor that Chandramukhi had.

The story/depth part is the weakest in Sivaji. Sivaji is a returning NRI with intentions of providing free education and medical facilities for the poor. He does not explain how that business model will work but says he has shit load of money that can pay the medical bills of everybody. He faces opposition in the form of bribe-seeking government officials and influential competitors. Reduced from riches to rags, how he achieves his goal forms the rest of the movie. Shreya, an extremely hot (red red hot) babe is his love interest. Typical of Rajini heroines, she is ‘pothikinu’ dressed during the movie and ‘avuthikinu’ dressed in the songs. Shankar has just one trick in the story department. Sivaji’s idea to convert black money to white money. That is it. Everything else - what the Sivaji foundation does, how it helps people, his growth, his nature of help towards the poor is all fluffed up. Not explained. No time is spent on the meat part. You are basically told - ’sivaji does something good - don’t bother with the details - just know that he did some good and people like him now. ok bye’.

The logical/ common sense elements in this movie will not pass the scrutiny of even a complete Rajini fanatic. It is all right to say that one should not expect logic in a Rajini movie. But at least something should make sense. Firstly, NRIs who are senior software architects will not be worth 200 crores. It’s inconceivable. Secondly, meeting Suman, ministers, government officials etc is not so easily possible for common man turned rich NRI. Thirdly, the ministers/political people in this movie are vague. Suman ridiculously changes the ministry by snapping his fingers. We do not know if any one of the caricatured ministers who appear in this movie is a Chief Minister or not. Fourth, the love segment with Shreya is complete nonsense. That part is so over the top that it’s not even worth spending time criticizing. Finally, Sivaji drags people (auditors, drivers, Thalsildars) into his ‘office’, beats them, stabs ministers and stitches them up instantly. This is clearly nonsense and could have been done better. But I have questions. For what purpose? How is he not challenged by other rowdy elements, government, CBI, police etc? All these things basically add up and say - there is no real story but just a semblance of it. The ’social’ aspect is there as a puppet with no real impact. Shankar is usually very good in showcasing the exact nature of social evils. Be it corruption, capitation fee, money laundering - he picks a department and shows in great detail, the effects of it on a common man. The plight of public suffering is well brought out. The small, small details that Shankar provides are usually very interesting and engaging. So even if Shankar leaves gaping holes in logic, which he usually does, it is covered by his excellence in other departments. Here things are kept at such a superficial level that you don’t connect with the movie at all. The CPR revival is a glaring example.

Is there any redeeming aspect to this movie? Shankar has essentially assembled an A list technical team of Indian cinema. K.V.Anand, Anthony, and Rahman are pretty much the best in the business. They help. All the teeny weenie bits of masala items that Shankar adds as just-in-case works. Vivek’s comedy is funny. The punch lines are awesome. The part where Rajini whitens himself is ‘asattu thanam’ and unnecessary but comedy for the most part is very good. There are some very good surprise elements too in this department, which was delightful. Songs & Picturization. I did not like the introduction SPB song. The video made it slightly bearable (but not pictured as well as its Shankar counterparts ‘Andan Kaakha’ or ‘Aazhagaana Rakshasi’ ). ‘Oru Koodai Sunlight’ is an excellent song, the best song in Sivaji, well picturized but in a poor context. The blonde hair looks ridiculous. I was hoping they wouldn’t use it on ‘oru koodai sunlight’ and spoil it. They did. ‘Sivaji’ ‘Athiradi’ and ‘Saahara’ songs are actually well picturized. Special mention needs to be made on ‘Athiradi’ song. Its mind blowing. This song alone is worth the price of the entry ticket. I can’t think of a Rajini or a Shankar song that has a better picturization than this. The stunt scenes have been choreographed very well. Some of them are really impressive. The bullet-time sequences have been done with a touch of style and class. However, in a lot of sequences they are speeded up or jazzed up by some flashy camera work to cover for Rajini’s age. The climax scene is the only exception. When those trademark zoom-ins and zoom outs happen, which don’t until well into the second half, you know editor Anthony is saying ‘hi’. This fellow is very impressive.

It would be unfair if I did not talk about the way Rajini and his style carried this movie single handedly. In all honesty Shankar failed in his department but did the ‘Rajini’ aspect some justice. The stylized way in which Rajini pops in a bubble gum, the way he moves the 1 Rupee coin is all pure class. Only Rajini can do this. It’s fun to watch also. Somehow the heart warms up to Rajini. You feel for him, when shreya spurns him. ‘Charm’ is an underrated word. Especially when the Rajini charm works on you like magic. The ‘mottai’ boss morpheus-look-alike aspect is the biggest surprise and the highest point of the movie. If not for that segment, I would have left the theater completely let down. Just watch this movie for ‘rajini style’ and you’ll know what I am talking about. While Rahman has adequately changed the ’super star’ title segment, the actual introduction scene of Rajinikanth is a letdown. A risk, which if it works is awesome. In this case it is a costly mistake. Sivaji starts on an unconventional and deflated note. Usually a good rajini movie hits a high note and keeps going to higher places without letting up. This movie stumbles, stops and hiccups its way to the interval. You can usually say when something is amiss. The small parts look okay individually but there is no overall cohesion. While I couldn’t put a finger to it, I could sense that whatever this movie was doing - a formulaic once-every-3-minute round robin switch to Sivaji’s social work, suman, rajini-shreya love, rajini vivek comedy - it was not gelling well. The pace was all right and it was hitting some formula but it was not engaging. The movie improved dramatically in the second half. To me the second half was much better than the first. However, Shankar shows no intention of getting into details. Instead he chooses to spend time on stupid truck-jeep based fight scenes in a drive-in theater.

There were many points in the movie where I felt ‘wow’ and many other points where I felt ‘what could have been’. I wish Rajini had accepted the Mudhalvan script. It had a story. Keeping Sivaji’s story under-cover must have been easy for Shankar. It has no story.

shivaji Japaneese Poster

this is a poster found in japan.. even they are celebrating enjoying our talaivar hungama..

Never Seen Pictures of Shivaji Rajani..

Rajani in Spain during shooting..

Rajani fans hungama with posters in seattle..
a poster in japan..

shivaji fans hungama.. in japan..

Sholay revised!! in software industry

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?

Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.


Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi.

" [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.

" [logout - logout - logout].

"Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!

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The click to fix windows will ease the searching task once the results are displayed. Try it out by unchecking the box!

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Java Interview With Sardhar

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation Card.


Q. What is JVM ?
A. Jilebi, Vada & Maaza


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.


Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which
methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.


Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.


Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.


Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.


Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.


Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.


Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.


Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?


Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.


Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.


Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.


Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.


Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.


Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.


Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast,
else it is multicast

iPod nano Platinum Case

The Re-nano titanium iPod nano case, priced at a whopping $800!
This is one the coolest case for an iPod i have ever seen!

Exclusive: Shivaji Pics Latest .... !!

water on Mars !! Nasa Pic..superb

M.B.A -> Best pic to define MBA.....

world's 10 most powerful brands

1.Google

The barely 10-year-old Google is the world's most powerful brand, followed by General Electric and Microsoft, according to a survey conducted by Millward Brown's BrandZ index. The survey assigned values to various brands based on their financial strength and consumer sentiment. 1. Google Google, with a brand value of $66.434 billion, is the world's most powerful brand. The global search engine giant was started as a research project in January 1996 by Larry Page and Sergey Brin, two Ph.D students at Stanford University, California. Google Inc was incorporated on September 7, 1998, at a friend's garage in Menlo Park, California. The company, known for its innovations and stupendous growth rate, went public on August 19, 2004. Page and Brin's search engine was originally called BackRub. The name 'Google' originated from 'googol,' which refers to the number represented by a 1 followed by one-hundred zeros. Eric E. Schmidt is the CEO of Google, while co-founder Sergey Brin and Larry page are Technology President and Products President, respectively. The company is listed on the Nasdaq stock exchange under the symbol GOOG. 'Google' is now a verb, having found its way into the dictionary. It means 'to use the Google search engine to obtain information on the Internet.'

2. GE

General Electric's brand value has been estimated at $61.880 billion, making it the world's second most powerful brand. GE is a giant US multinational, with headquarters in Fairfield, Connecticut, engaged in technology and services industries. It is the world's second largest company in terms of market capitalisation. The famous inventor Thomas Alva Edison opened a new laboratory in Menlo Park, New Jersey in 1876, where the incandescent electric lamp was invented. By 1890, Edison formed the Edison General Electric Company. In 1879, Elihu Thomson and Edwin J. Houston formed the Thomson-Houston Electric Company to rival Edison's firm. However, in 1892, both the companies merged to give birth to the General Electric Company. GE slowly began to diversify its operations. Today its businesses span information technology, financial services, industrial technology, aviation, healthcare, oil and gas, films and entertainment, theme parks, locomotives, insurance, etc. In India, too, GE's enjoys widespread presence. Jeffrey Immelt is GE's chairman & CEO; while Keith Sherin is the CFO, and Robert Wright is GE vice chairman.

3. Microsoft

Microsoft Corporation is the world's largest software company, with global annual revenue of over $44.28 billion. With a brand value of $54.951 billion, it also is the planet's third most powerful brand. Bill Gates, the world's richest man, is the executive chairman of the software giant which he co-founded along with Paul Allen in 1975. On June 25, 1981, the company was incorporated. On August 12, 1981, IBM introduced its personal computer with Microsoft's 16-bit operating system, MS-DOS 1.0. On Feb 26, 1986, Microsoft moved to corporate campus in Redmond, Washington, and on March 13, 1986, Microsoft stock went public. On May 22, 1990, Microsoft launched Windows 3.0 . On November 20, 1985, Microsoft released its first retail version of Microsoft Windows, originally a graphical extension for its MS-DOS operating system. Gates is equally admired for his insight and criticised for his business tactics. Steve Ballmer is the company's CEO, while Ray Ozzie is chief software architect. Microsoft employs 76,000 people across 102 countries.

4. Coca-Cola

Coca-Cola's brand value has been estimated at $44.134 billion, making it the world's foruth most powerful brand. Coca-Cola, a carbonated soft drink, was intended as a patent medicine when it was invented in 1885 by Dr. John Stith Pemberton in Covington, Georgia. It was then called Pemberton's French Wine Coca. Pemberton's partner and bookkeeper, Frank M Robinson, suggested the name and penned the now famous trademark 'Coca-Cola' in his unique script. Coca-Cola was bought over by businessman Asa Griggs Candler in 1887 and incorporated it as the Coca Cola Company in 1892. Griggs made the brand a force to reckon with through his marketing strategies. Coca-Cola was sold in bottles for the first time on March 12, 1894. In 1919, a group of investors headed by Ernest Woodruff and W C Bradley purchased The Coca-Cola Company for $25 million. Coca-Cola is also the world's best known brand. E Neville Isdell is the company's chairman and chief executive officer.

5. China Mobile

China Mobile is the world's 5th most powerful brand with a value of $41.214 billion. China Mobile Communications Corporation, also known as China Mobile or CMCC, is China's largest mobile phone operator. It is the world's largest mobile phone operator ranked by number of subscribers, with over 296 million customers. By turnover it is second to Vodafone, which owns 3.3% of the China Mobile. A state-owned enterprise, it was spun off from former monopoly China Telecom in 2000, and now has a 65% share of the highly competitive Chinese mobile market. China Mobile is the largest company registered in Hong Kong. Wang Jianzhou is the telecom major's chairman and CEO.

6. Marlboro

Marlboro's brand value has been estimated at $39.166 billion, making it the 6th most powerful brand. Marlboro, made by Altria, is the world's best selling cigarette brand. It is famous for its billboard advertisements and magazine ads of the Marlboro Man. Philip Morris, a London-based cigarette manufacturer, created a New York subsidiary in 1902 to sell several of its cigarette brands, including Marlboro. Marlboro then suddenly faltered badly in the market till the 1950s, when it made a rollicking comeback following the introduction of a new cowboy image for the brand. Sales skyrocketed by 5,000%. Marlboro with a filtered tip was launched in 1955. The brand is named after Great Marlborough Street, the location of its original London factory. Richmond, Virginia, is now the location of the largest Marlboro cigarette manufacturing plant. Altria CEO & chairman is Louis Camilleri. The 'Marlboro Man'.

7. Wal-Mart

The world's 7th most powerful brand, Wal-Mart, is estimated to be worth $36.880 billion. Wal-Mart Stores is an American public corporation and the world's largest retailer. It is the largest private employer, the largest grocery retailer, and the largest toy seller in the United States. It was founded by Sam Walton, who opened his first Wal-Mart discount store in Rogers, Arkansas, in 1962. The company was incorporated on October 31, 1969, and listed on the New York Stock Exchange in 1972. Sam Walton died on April 5, 1992 at the age of 74. His widow Helen R Walton, daughter Alice L Walton, and sons Jim C Walton, John T Walton and S Robson Walton, each with a personal wealth of $20.5 billion, have all been ranked among the richest Americans by Forbes. H Lee Scott is Wal-Mart CEO, while S Robson Walton, is the retail giant's chairman.

8. Citi

Citi is the world's 8th most powerful brand with an estimated value of $33.706 billion. Citigroup Inc was formed following the $140 billion merger of Citicorp and Travelers Group on April 7, 1998 to create the world's largest financial services organisation. The company employs almost 300,000 people around the world. Travelers was founded in 1864 in Hartford, Connecticut. It dealt in insurance and is noted for many industry firsts: the first automobile policy, the first commercial airline policy, and the first policy for space travel. In the 1990s, it went through a series of mergers and acquisitions. It was bought by Primerica in 1993, but the resulting company retained the Travelers name. In 1995, it became The Travelers Group. It bought Aetna's property and casualty business in 1996. Citicorp was the descendant of First National City Bank, founded in New York City. It was one of the oldest banks in the United States (founded in 1812), and had the largest international branch presence of any United States headquartered bank. In the 1960s and 1970s, chairman Walter Wriston led the bank into sovereign debt and loan syndication. It was Writsen who led the technology of ATM cards before the the banks. He also spearheaded the name change to Citibank in the late 1970s. Charles Prince is the company's chairman & CEO.

9. IBM

International Business Machines Corporation, also called IBM or 'Big Blue', is a multinational computer technology corporation headquartered in Armonk, New York, USA. Till 2006 it was the world's largest computer company, but has now ceded the top spot to Hewlett-Packard. With over 350,000 employees worldwide, IBM is the largest information technology employer in the world. The company which became IBM was founded in 1888 as Herman Hollerith and the Tabulating Machine Company. It was incorporated as Computing Tabulating Recording Corporation (CTR) on June 15, 1911, and was listed on the New York Stock Exchange in 1916. IBM adopted its current name in 1924, where it became a Fortune 500 company. Samuel J Palmisano is IBM chairman & CEO.

10. Toyota

Toyota with an estimated brand value of $33.427 billion is the 10th most powerful brand in the world. Toyota Motor Corporation is a Japanese multinational corporation and the world's largest auto company that manufactures automobiles, trucks, buses, and robots. The headquarters of Toyota are located in Toyota, Aichi, Japan. It is the world's eighth largest company by revenue of $179 billion as of 2006. The company was founded in 1937 by Kiichiro Toyoda as a spinoff from his father's company Toyota Industries to create automobiles. It created, first as a department of Toyota Industries, its first product Type A engine in 1934 and its first passenger car in 1936. Toyota Motor Co. was established as an independent company in 1937. Although the founding family name is Toyoda, the company name was changed in order to signify the separation of the founders' work life from home life, to simplify the pronunciation, and to give the company a happy beginning. Toyota is considered luckier than Toyoda in Japan. Katsuaki Watanabe is Toyota's president and CEO, while Fujio Cho is chairman. Shoichiro Toyoda is the company's honorary chairman; Hiroshi Okuda is senior advisor; and Katsuhiro Nakagawa is vice chairman.

can you use Marker like this ??

Who works for India ?

The population of India is 100 crores.

100,000,00,000

But 19 crores are retired -19,000,00,000

That leaves 81 crores do the work 81,000,00,000

There are 25 crores in school - 25,000,00,000

which leaves 56 crores to do the work- 56,000,00,000

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt -22,000,00,000 ( No Use )

leaving 34 crores to do the work 34,000,00,000

4 crores are in the Armed Forces -4,000,00,000 (Salute them)

which leaves 30 crores to do the work -30,000,00,0 00

Take away from above total the 20 crores people work for State Governments

(State Government employees officially do not work!)

-20,000,00,000

and that leaves 10 crores to do the work 10,000,00,000

Total unemployed are 8 crores -8,000,00,000

and that leaves 2 crores to do the work -2,000,00,000

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals -1,200,00,000

leaving 80 lakhs to do the work 80,00,000

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are -79,99,998

people are in prisons throughout the country -79,99,998

That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......

2

You and me!!!


And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading my BLOG .

So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India
is surviving!!!

Now, please log out and do your job because, for a change, I
want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that.

Types of U.S Visas

A Visas (Official Visas)
A-1: For Ambassadors, public ministers & consular officers
A-2: For immediate family members of A-1
A-3: Attendants & servants of A-1 and A-2 holders

B (Business/Visitor) Visa
B-1 Temporary visitor for business
B-2 Temporary visitor for leisure

C & D Visa (For Aliens in transit)
C-1,2: Alien in transit directly through US
C-3: Family of C-1,C-2 in transit
C-4: Transit without Visa(TWOV)
D-1: Sailors departing on vessel of arrival
D-2: Sailors departing by other means

E - Visa (For Traders/Investors)
E-1 Treaty Trader, spouse and children
E-2 Treaty Investor, spouse and children

F Visa (Students)
Want to study or research at a U.S. college? Then F is the visa for you -
F-1: Academic Student
F-2: Spouse or child of F-1

H (Temporary Worker) Visa
H-1B: Persons in a specialty occupation
H-2B: Seasonal nonagricultural workers
H-3: Trainees other than medical/academic; also training of handicaps
H-4: Dependants of H visa holders

I Visa (Mediapersons)
Are you a reporter, film person, Editor? Then you require an I-visa - Essential docs: Your press ID, a letter from the editor.

J & Q Exchange Visitor Visa
J-1 exchange visitors may be academics, scientists, business people or students.
J-1: Visas for exchange visitors
J-2: Spouse or 'child' of J-1 under 21

Fiance(e) of US Citizen
K-1 Fiance(e)
K-2 Minor child of K-1
K-3 Spouse of a U.S. Citizen (LIFE Act)
K-4 Child of K-3 (LIFE Act)
Docs: Marriage certificate & Photos, Intent of marrying within 90 days in US(for K1). -- à For those who are looking to settle down, well, this is the way to go. J

L Visa (Intracompany Transferees)
L-1A Executive, managerial
L-1B Specialized knowledge
L-2 Spouse or child of L-1

Vocational and Language Students
M-1 Vocational student or other non-academic student
M-2 Spouse or child of M-1

O -Visa (For Prodigies)
O-1: For a Genius in Sciences, Arts, Education, Business, or Athletics.
O-2: Alien's (support) accompanying O-1
O-3: Spouse or child of O-1 or O-2

Athletes and Entertainers
P-1: Athletes & Entertainment groups
P-2: Entertainers in exchange programs
P-3: Entertainers in cultural programs
P-4: Spouse or child of P-1, 2, or 3

R-Visa (Religious Workers)
R-1 Religious workers
R-2 Spouse or child of R-1

Inventor of Cut, Copy, Paste!

The only Operation on which the entire Software Industry and Mainly Engineers Depend on.. is CUT, COPY and PASTE. Just try to imagine working with out this operation in this software industry.. it will be like a hell.. we must be greatful to the inventor of that operation.. lets just try to know something about the GREAT Scientist .........................

Lawrence G. (Larry) Tesler (born April 24, 1945) is a computer scientist working in the field of human-computer interaction. Tesler has worked at Xerox PARC, Apple Computer, Amazon.com, and Yahoo!Tesler studied computer science at Stanford University in the 1960s, and worked for a time at the Stanford Artificial Intelligence Laboratory. From 1973 to 1980, he was at Xerox PARC, where, among other things, he worked on the Gypsy word processor and Smalltalk.In 1980, Tesler moved to Apple Computer, where he held various positions, including Vice President of AppleNet, Vice President of the Advanced Technology Group, and Chief Scientist. He worked on the Lisa team, and was enthusiastic about the development of the Apple Macintosh as the successor to the Lisa.In 1985, Tesler worked with Niklaus Wirth to add object-oriented language extensions to the Pascal programming language, calling the new language Object Pascal. He also was instrumental in developing MacApp, one of the first class libraries for application development. Eventually, these two technologies became shipping Apple products.In 1991, he contributed the article "Networked Computing in the 1990s" to Scientific American Special Issue on Communications, Computers, and Networks, September, 1991.Tesler left Apple in 1997 to co-found Stagecast Software, which allowed him to apply his enthusiasm for kids' programming and use of computers, an enthusiasm he acquired mainly at Xerox PARC, where he worked in Alan Kay's Learning Research Group.Tesler joined Amazon.com in 2001; in 2004, he became the company's Vice President of Shopping Experience. In 2005, he joined Yahoo! as Vice President of Yahoo!'s User Experience and Design group.Tesler is on the board of the Gorilla Foundation.Tesler has a strong preference for modeless software, in which a user action has a consistent effect, rather than changing its meaning dependent on previous actions, as in the vi text editor. As as example of this preference, as of 2007 Tesler's Subaru automobile has a personalized California license plate with license number "NOMODES".

courtesy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Tesler
official website of Tesler : www.nomodes.com/

Telangana Style Pelli Pilupu

Check the language used in the Marriage Invitation..that is typical Telangana languange which people in rural telangana uses...even some people in HYD also uses that slang..

its so funny................ u can't stop laughing.. i bet.. :)

Development of W.I.F.E »

Man is like a King of house.. he got the full power.. commands .. orders.. and wife is like a servant.. stays in house all the time and serves her husband !! but later some good(!) people decided to give freedom to women and thus the scenerio is TODAY’s wife….

thus with that freedom.. Man and Women got equal rights..and thus all the time quaralleing for rights..and trying to play DOMINATION game.. all da time.. if the same thing continues..then the result is FUTURE wife.. (already it started.. in some cities.. )

no need to tell anything.. the picture itself tells u……………

How the British destroyed INDIA !!

so atleast from now stop! praising Foreign Cultures and start respecting GREAT Indian Culture.......

what is LOVE? what is MARRIAGE?

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: - you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...."*

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."*

Bommarillu Climax Scene.. !

(In Telugu)

In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Ravik explodes ....

Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu, nenu kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....

sir: emindi ravik neeku? em kolpoyavu?

Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu naa deggara emundo, velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- Programming skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.

Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo meeru thelusukooru.

sir: rey ravik..neeku edina pani ichemundu dani gurinchi 1000 sarlu aalochista ani neeku telusu kada ra.. !

Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani alochisthaare tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku telusu, kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku thelidu- naaku thelusu.

Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina problem unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru. Naatho maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga undandi Sir.

sir: nene kada ra neetho eppudu friendly ga vundara ani cheppedi.. !

Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte jaragalikada.

Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani adi work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani anipistundi.

USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.

Hey ravik.... sample program cheyyi antaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS rayyi.....FUNCTIONS RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.

Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte... Complie kavatam ledu Sir.

Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi cheppaleeka, narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.

Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela choopinchaalo kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju Ileana(Ravik lover) meeda kooda arichesaanu. Daanitho Ileana naatho matladatham manesindi……. Asalu nenendhuku ala unnano Ileana ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela telustundi Sir.

Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu Sir. Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING …. evemi work out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali. kaani edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa project spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.

Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???. Kaani mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone unnanu.

ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika mundu kooda alage untanu.

Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please….

Mr. Narayana Murthy's views on staying late in the office!!!!!!!

It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on...PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... and who's at work?
Most of them??? Take a closer look......
All or most specimens are?????-some male species of the human race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Look close... again all or most of them are bachelors...and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!
Any guesses???
Let's ask one of them...
Here's what he says... "What's there to do after going home... here we get to surf the Net, AC, Phone, Food, Coffee.. That is why I am working late...most importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the scene in most Research centers and Software companies and other Off-shore offices.
Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office just because they say they've nothing else to do...
Now what are the consequences... read on...
"Working"(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.
With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late in the form of Taxi vouchers, Food vouchers and of course Good feedback,(oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).They aren't helping things too... To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!!
Very soon, the boss starts expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.
So, my dear Bachelors, let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... Office is no longer a priority, Family is... and that's when the problem starts... because you start having commitments at home too!!!!!!.
1. For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become an "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regular time... after doing the same amount of work.
2. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers...
3. Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labeled as "not up to it".
All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they are spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.
So what's the moral of the story?? *
* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!
* Never put in extra time " *unless really needed*
* Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.
There are hundred other things to do in the evening..
* Learn music...
* Learn a foreign language...
* Try a sport... TT, Cricket, Exercise etc etc
* Importantly Get a girl friend or gal friend, take him/her around town...
* And for heaven's sake, Internet cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.
* Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *"Life's calling, where are you??"*
* Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!

IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC. PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME.

That's the Bottom Line......SIMPLE!!!!!!!!

Narayan Murthy. shortly NRN :)

How Girlz rate Guyz?

Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn’t fit to wear Jeetendra’s white shoes? Here’s a ready reckoner for you:

% just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, “Oh Ravik, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”

Ravik: “Where are you going Anushka??”

Anushka: “None of your business” and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

% Good Friend %

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Ravik calls: “Hi Anushka”,

Anushka: “Hi Ravik. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye”

(Anushka calls back after two days)

Anushka: “What do you want Ravik? Why did you call that day?”.

Ravik: “Generally”.

Anushka: “Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.”

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Anushka: “You know Ravik, Mahesh babu is not eating. He doesn’t sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn’t like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl”.

Ravik: “Who is Mahesh??”

Anushka: “My boyfriend.”

Ravik: Oh! Ok.

% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can’t live without you.

And don’t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Ravik Shopping. Ravik Movie. Ravik Coffee. Ravik,you pay. I am having fun.

Ravik is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Anushka: “But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Ravik. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that.”

Ravik: What?? (Ravik drinks all night).

% Best of the Bestest Friends %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but… Don’t be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Anushka: “Hi Ravik. I am getting engaged to Mahesh. Mahesh this is Ravik, he is my bestest friend”.

Ravik: Hi Mahesh . (Hand shake. Mahesh breaks Ravik’s wrist).

Ravik is now heart broken and wrist broken.

% Boyfriend %

Uh… No comments dude. You’re already Gone!

********

Now ~ where do you stand?

********

Office Humour...

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying:"My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Man: 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day.
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 x 366=122 in days)
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.
Manager: How many days r there in a year that r weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?
Man: 4 days.
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 2 days Sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do u work on Christmas Day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?

Man: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR - HIGH RISK.

Newton in Romantic Mood..............

Universal Law oOf Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

First Law of Love:

"A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second Law of Love:

"The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "

Third Law of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

Waiting for a Perfect Man

This is dedicated to all ladies who end up searching for a Perfect Man all their life time who can love them a lot and all the time..care for them a lot..do their work..help them all the time ..spend all his time with them..earn a lot.. buy any thing for them..call them Miss Universe.. praise them all the time.. !!!!! Enough.. this blog space is not enough to explain what they expect......!!! Gentlemen - U can have a good laugh at it.

Company Slogans..

"COMPETITIVE SALARY" --- TCS
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" --- ACCENTURE
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" -- COGNIZANT
we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" - SIEMENS
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" --- WIPRO
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY" --- IBM
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" --- POLARIS
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED" --- SAPLABS
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON" --- AOL
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" --- NOVELL
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" --- HCL
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" --- INFOSYS
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" --- SATYAM
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Profile of a Software Engineer (ORKUT).....!

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status: what
Birthday :The day my PL is about to fire me
Age : 10111
Here for : web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets : Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living : Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page
Webpage : http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions : searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities : Are you crazy?
Books : "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
Music : Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home.